I think you need to credit Peter Sellers with this one.A bloke walks into a pub & sees a man sitting down having a pint with a dog by his side:
'Is your dog friendly mate ?'
'Sure is'
So the bloke goes over to stroke the dog who then proceeds to savage him.
'I thought you said your dog was friendly !!!!'
'He is, that's not my dog'.
I helped out a female neighbour the other day with a few odd jobs.
When I'd finished she said, "I could marry you".
I couldn't believe it!!
You do something nice to help someone out and they threaten to ruin your life
Or Tommy Cooper.I think you need to credit Peter Sellers with this one.
Number 2 is the only half decent joke on that list.Best jokes of this year's Edinburgh fringe
Top 10 jokes of the 2023 Fringe
- I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah - Lorna Rose Treen
- The most British thing I've ever heard? A lady who said 'Well I'm sorry, but I don't apologise.' - Liz Guterbock
- Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it's hardly worth it now - Amos Gill
- When women gossip we get called bitchy; but when men do it's called a podcast - Sikisa
- I thought I'd start off with a joke about The Titanic - just to break the ice - Masai Graham
- How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag - Frank Lavender
- My friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he only ever goes into Starbucks, not the rivals. He's Costa-phobic - Roger Swift
- I entered the 'How not to surrender' competition and I won hands down - Bennett Arron
- Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch - William Stone
- My grandma describes herself as being in her "twilight years" which I love because they're great films - Daniel Foxx
Indeed. They were mostly terrible, and I'm easily amused.Number 2 is the only half decent joke on that list.
Did you not see that wizaardAsked the Mrs the other day if I was the only one she'd ever been with.
She said absolutely, all the others had been 9's and 10's!!!
Most of them are number two’sNumber 2 is the only half decent joke on that list.
He laughed at it too…Did you not see that wizaard