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No thanksWould you like a freebie in our holiday home. It would be right up your street as it has a lovely kitchen area (which we never use apart from a brew first thing in the morning)
No thanksWould you like a freebie in our holiday home. It would be right up your street as it has a lovely kitchen area (which we never use apart from a brew first thing in the morning)
Dent is lovely, peaceful and picturesque but as you say with decent pubs.Some of my happiest memories are of my Mum and Step Dad taking me camping in Dent when I was still at school. Raining and playing Yahtzee in the tent. Going to the Sun Inn or George & Dragon with them till late and feeling really grown up. Loved it and priceless memories which I will thank them for till the day I die.
I even did sports day at Dent once with the local school kids. Great memories.Dent is lovely, peaceful and picturesque but as you say with decent pubs.
My best memories are of a caravan stay in Bishop Monkton in Yorkshire.
Worcester sauce crisps, outside shower block and making friends with locals and campers alike. I remember it vividly and I was 10.
The happiest of times.
I can afford a holiday, thank you. Maybe I just don’t see the value in paying over the odds for someone to wash my cereal bowl.Priorities ducky. A holiday should be on the back burner if you really can't afford to take one
Plus the fact that after 48yrs of marriage we never argue because she knows i'm always right.I can afford a holiday, thank you. Maybe I just don’t see the value in paying over the odds for someone to wash my cereal bowl.
I’m happy for you, and that you need to be waited on hand and foot, but especially for your missus, as it sounds like she deserves a break from doing her housework
I think she needs a week in a hotel on her own, mate!Plus the fact that after 48yrs of marriage we never argue because she knows i'm always right.
Won't happen. Every time i go to Kavala or Thassos she follows me.I think she needs a week in a hotel on her own, mate!
Ever thought of treating her to something a bit more upmarket ?Won't happen. Every time i go to Kavala or Thassos she follows me.
There’s a Eurocamp at Kavala AND ThassosWon't happen. Every time i go to Kavala or Thassos she follows me.
You mean something similar to your EurocampEver thought of treating her to something a bit more upmarket ?
It’s a start….You mean something similar to your Eurocamp
There is also Persil written on the sides of buses but they don't take in washing.There’s a Eurocamp at Kavala AND Thassos
Those are the sort of places that you wipe your feet upon leaving.You mean something similar to your Eurocamp
Probably because you’ve run off with the housekeeping.Won't happen. Every time i go to Kavala or Thassos she follows me.
Housekeeping . Welcome to 2023Probably because you’ve run off with the housekeeping.
It was sarcasm.Housekeeping . Welcome to 2023
Why would i want to know about your Grandad giving it your Nana.It was sarcasm.
I remember my grandad giving it to my nana in the 70’s. Thought it might resonate.
Because I thought it might resonate.Why would i want to know about your Grandad giving it your Nana.
Like you’ve got the first clue of how laundry gets done.There is also Persil written on the sides of buses but they don't take in washing.
You could well be right about Kavala and Limenas having Eurocamps but i wouldn't know as i wouldn't lower myself to stay in one.
Are you referring to the type of sarcasm that's the lowest for of wit ?Because I thought it might resonate.
‘sarcasm again’
Very true. I'm probably one of the few on here that got married and remained married.Like you’ve got the first clue of how laundry gets done.
I don’t know, if I knew what ‘ for of wit ‘ was maybe I could answer.Are you referring to the type of sarcasm that's the lowest for of wit ?
Only because you keep running off with the housekeeping.Very true. I'm probably one of the few on here that got married and remained married.
“Oil ‘ave you know moi Stan is a self moid man”Only because you keep running off with the housekeeping.
I wish. Her 2 pensions make mine look like pocket money. This is why we don't slum it when choosing a holidayOnly because you keep running off with the housekeeping.
Well that’s very good to hear And why I now assume all your talk about her place being in the kitchen or behind an ironing board was simply your idea of bants.I wish. Her 2 pensions make mine look like pocket money. This is why we don't slum it when choosing a holiday
If i expected my wife to be stood in a kitchen or behind an ironing board, we would take s/c holidays. You really must keep up.Well that’s very good to hear And why I now assume all your talk about her place being in the kitchen or behind an ironing board was simply your idea of bants.
Men………know your place
Obviously singleWell that’s very good to hear And why I now assume all your talk about her place being in the kitchen or behind an ironing board was simply your idea of bants.
Men………know your place
Single and likes camping - my on-line dating profile!Obviously single
Very gracious of youIf i expected my wife to be stood in a kitchen or behind an ironing board, we would take s/c holidays. You really must keep up.
If i expected my wife to be stood in a kitchen or behind an ironing board, we would take s/c holidays. You really must keep up.
Argh so the above was your experience of everyone else’s misses and not your own. Get itSo a static caravan is a holiday were your misses has the same routine as she does at home eg: cooking, making beds, washing up etc. When you said "utter bollux" are you talking about what keeps your ears apart?
If you ring your GP at 8am on Monday you may get in that day.Single and likes camping - my on-line dating profile!
Now how did i work out that you were single.Argh so the above was your experience of everyone else’s misses and not your own. Get it
I’m happily single, which is why I have time to chat shit on here all Friday night. What’s your excuse
You were obviously very, very clever. It’s not like she’s been posting on here for years and always been open about herself. Pat yourself on the back, your a proper geniusNow how did i work out that you were single.
Because I wear it like a big fat badge I have no problem with men ‘ some of my best friends are men ‘Now how did i work out that you were single.
I know i'm clever. I've also noticed that you and her appear to be joined at the hip regarding your likes.You were obviously very, very clever. It’s not like she’s been posting on here for years and always been open about herself. Pat yourself on the back, your a proper genius
Go for it girl. Get one of them to take you away for a romantic week-end away under canvas or in a beach hut.Because I wear it like a big fat badge I have no problem with men ‘ some of my best friends are men ‘
well hello JohnnoI know i'm clever. I've also noticed that you and her appear to be joined at the hip regarding your likes.
Jesus Christ you don’t know how much the thought of that scares meGo for it girl. Get one of them to take you away for a romantic week-end away under canvas or in a beach hut.
I hope so, that’s my aimI bet i scares them also.
Hello babe…..well hello Johnno
Fill your boots ducky. I'm sure that you and Gladys Pugh are a perfect match.Hello babe…..
Gladys Pugh ( had to Google that btw)Fill your boots ducky. I'm sure that you and Gladys Pugh are a perfect match.
Females are ok but you can't beat the real thing.Gladys Pugh ( had to Google that btw)
You may have sussed out I’m single but the rest of it or me you know nothing of and I’m not really sure why you’re trying to
Maybe I’m the first female you know who answers back. I suspect that wasn’t the done thing on the 40’s.
I was going to ‘like’ that comment, but…..Gladys Pugh ( had to Google that btw)
You may have sussed out I’m single but the rest of it or me you know nothing of and I’m not really sure why you’re trying to
Maybe I’m the first female you know who answers back. I suspect that wasn’t the done thing on the 40’s.
You’ve had a good run tonight, mate. I’ll give you that.Females are ok but you can't beat the real thing.
I’ll be honest with you now, Blood style.Females are ok but you can't beat the real thing.