Chizzyless but unbowed

Mark_GT

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With heavy heart we get this thread underway. Despite the best efforts of the ChizzyKnights, the only Chizzlish to be spoken tonight will be from the faithful.

We'll see soon enough what the imposter Bayes (most definitely NOT "of this Parish" ⛪) has to offer. Pahhh 🏝️ 🏝️ 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️😗
#NABM
 
What if we all fall for this charlatan Bayes smooooooth talking commentary and renounce the Chizzmiester. 😧

The Chizzmiester needs to send his faithful knights a sign that he will return 😁
 
Must start a campaign for the last match.

'We want Chizzy'
'We want Chizzy'.
And Chizzy Junior.
 
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I'm taking a sanguine view.

I'm treating Mr Bayes as a perfectly competent commentator - well, we had to have at some stage this season.

Plus I've delved into the Jurassic layers of Google translate and found an English - Chizzlish option. I suggest we entertain ourselves by inputting Mr Bayes' comments, already knowing what the alternative will be. We could call it a road test before it's released for genrraluse in the Championship.
 
With heavy heart we get this thread underway. Despite the best efforts of the ChizzyKnights, the only Chizzlish to be spoken tonight will be from the faithful.

We'll see soon enough what the imposter Bayes (most definitely NOT "of this Parish" ⛪) has to offer. Pahhh 🏝️ 🏝️ 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️😗
#NABM
The Usurper
 
I'm taking a sanguine view.

I'm treating Mr Bayes as a perfectly competent commentator - well, we had to have at some stage this season.

Plus I've delved into the Jurassic layers of Google translate and found an English - Chizzlish option. I suggest we entertain ourselves by inputting Mr Bayes' comments, already knowing what the alternative will be. We could call it a road test before it's released for genrraluse in the Championship.
And this is how it happens. Bays apologists start to emerge. No doubt with the Bays bear in tow and seeking dialogue with the imposter. I might start referring to these scabs, who are kept in the light and fed relatively solid local radio commentary, The Informed.
 
And this is how it happens. Bays apologists start to emerge. No doubt with the Bays bear in tow and seeking dialogue with the imposter. I might start referring to these scabs, who are kept in the light and fed relatively solid local radio commentary, The Informed.
In an even or sinister development I've just heard Owain (BEEB version of course) use the word "Sinister". Poor old Chizzy, being defenestrated by his paymasters right before our very eyes 😬 🏝️
 
I heard one of their players names as 'Canabeero'. I almost don't want to check the lineups now in case it isn't... Just heard it again. Canabeery. Real ale?
 
In all seriousness I remember Motson went to watch a game with Brooking, after there'd been a lengthy layoff for some reason.

Knowing that the resumption of their commentary "skills" was imminent, they decided to use the game as a practice for the week after.

I recall thinking, that must have been a dream to sit next to.

Maybe Chiz is indeed watching iFollow and providing commentary for the dog, in prep for Saturday.
 
Bazey just having a quick dig at the lino for not putting up his flag for an obvious off side...... do it properly lad! Carry on for the rest of the 1st half.... then the 2nd reminding us that 'this commentator' wont go on about it.... but..... then start again the next match you're commentating in. Amature
 
Bazey just having a quick dig at the lino for not putting up his flag for an obvious off side...... do it properly lad! Carry on for the rest of the 1st half.... then the 2nd reminding us that 'this commentator' wont go on about it.... but..... then start again the next match you're commentating in. Amature
Not even a mention of the non-sending off v/s Sunderland 😗 🍞
 
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