Lytham_fy8
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Always below us in every way 
PKE
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Junior_BentsPlatformShoes
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It’s a shame for them, vanilla club.
PETER SPRUCE 1
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Where's we8pne tonight ,very slow in my opinion 
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Fatboy
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Exactly what I asked my Son on our way home from the game .What time will delusions be on tonight
PETER SPRUCE 1
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Suicide alert , apparently around the bus station tonight.
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Bend it like Suddick
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'TRIUMPH' what an oxymoron username for a Nobber.
Always, and I repeat many times, ALWAYS in our shadow
Always, and I repeat many times, ALWAYS in our shadow
TangerTonyGreen
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Eh? He seems pool through and through, he’s always on the nobbers board on the wind up.Where's we8pne tonight ,very slow in my opinion
62 and Phil contrary et al might be missing for a while tho.
McG_BFC
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.. I'd sooner have a club that wins or loses and gives you something to get emotional about than one that just draws constantly!
PETER SPRUCE 1
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I meant on nobbers board !Eh? He seems pool through and through, he’s always on the nobbers board on the wind up.
62 and Phil contrary et al might be missing for a while tho.
BIG_BERTHA_3
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This post got a mention in dispatches on Nob End on line.Always below us in every way
The Catcher in the Rye
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Ha ha were is that silly knobber!
JohnBlackpoolfc
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Suicide alert , apparently around the bus station tonight
Eh? He seems pool through and through, he’s always on the nobbers board on the wind up.
62 and Phil contrary et al might be missing for a while tho.
My pet Nobber is holding onto the fact that our goal difference is worse. Lol little victories for them
This post got a mention in dispatches on Nob End on line.
How many donkeys did you lot shag last night? Isn’t that how Blackpool fans usually celebrate victories.
JJpool
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Hi JohnBlackpoolfc.
Something tells me you've used that username thinking you might slip in under the radar.
We dont care if other fans join on here.
A lot of fans from other clubs do seem obsessed with the donkeys on the beach, there for the tourist likes of you of course, not us.
As long as your not trying it on with sheep then its all good.
Anyway great to have a fellow pool fan on board, welcome.
GTFsTwinBrother
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Top banter! Even more impressive that it took you all day to think of
Chunkylad
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I’ve got a deal with my pet Nobber that I will have sex with as many donkeys as our league level. He will do the same with his sisters.
At the end of the season I’m expecting a ménage a toi with a couple of hot beach dwelling asses whilst he’s going through all his sisters and having to go onto his brothers as there’s not 21 of them
At the end of the season I’m expecting a ménage a toi with a couple of hot beach dwelling asses whilst he’s going through all his sisters and having to go onto his brothers as there’s not 21 of them
Macseasider
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These Preston folk seem to like them. So much so that they have a sheep - yes a sheep - as their club badge. Imagine that. A sheep.
PETER SPRUCE 1
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Lytham_fy8
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This is all quite disappointing, I thought it was a guaranteed 50+, do they still switch the internet off in Preston on a Sunday for Mass?
PETER SPRUCE 1
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I actually think I know this tool (he used to work with me ! And posted as John Pne )and I used to wind him up to fuck ,then he disappeared off nobbers site 
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JJpool
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Yep hardly a rousing symbol is it.
Literally many are 'sheeple' blindly following old outdated narratives and comparisons.
'Blackpool is tinpot....' completely different club now to under the oystons, sadler improving the club and signing people on long deals etc.
'our attendance is better' - nothing much in it so far.
'Forever in our shadow' - apart from when were not.
Etc etc.
Bend it like Suddick
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Obviously not as many as you did. You come across as a bit young and illiterate.
Why would any Nobber worth his salt want to assume an obvious Blackpool username. You are truly stupid sunshine. Enjoy your Forum where contributors struggle to put words of five letters or more together, let alone construct legible sentences unless they have 90% swear words content.
JohnBlackpoolfc
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You enjoy your claim to fame - being one point above Preston for the first time in years. You and the rest of your little drag queens must have had the best party of your life last night when you looked at the league table.
Mate I’m not really into dressing up and shagging donkeys but clearly you in beach land like to go to the beach and do that. Clearly that floats your boat - really weird if you ask me.
JohnBlackpoolfc
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It’s they’re not there - are all you Blackpool fans this illiterate - ** basic grammar.
JohnBlackpoolfc
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I actually think I know this tool (he used to work with me ! And posted as John Pne )and I used to wind him up to fuck ,then he disappeared off nobbers site
I’ve never even posted in the Preston forum and I have never seen you before. Why would I want to work with some gimp who likes to dress up in drag.
B_Side_The_C_Side
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GTFsTwinBrother
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Best comeback ever... for someone with an IQ lower than their teams league position
Bend it like Suddick
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Firstly, I don't live in 'Beach land', so that's an irrelevant statement. Secondly where have I mentioned the table, or points? My post was purely and simply directed at the method you tried to infiltrate our Forum, and the literate standard that Posters on your Forum tend to display.
What does 'float my boat' is the amount of success we have had in the last 40 or so years compared to you, which in all truth has been virtually none existent.
BIG_BERTHA_3
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Are they all like this in Nobberville.
Bend it like Suddick
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Deluded or plain stupid?
BIG_BERTHA_3
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Bend it like Suddick
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Don't know BB. I think our Forum is a wee bit to intellectual for him.Both, BTW where is @Delusions of Grandeur.
Macseasider
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I think after he had his went on his Sunday tin bath in front of the fire, filled the coal scuttle and went on the outside toilet for a dump, he decided to walk through the industrial revolution wastelands of Preston and went on the library as it was the only place he knows with t'internet. Whilst on the library he logged on AVFTT and dreamed of being a Blackpool fan. John had always dreamed of going on the distant shores of the gold coast. But he was too thick to earn enough for the bus fare and his benefits would only keep John and his dear old mum in butter pies for the week.
Graham berrys plastic bag
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Strange bunch aren’t they,you’ve got the mother whose triumphant for no apparent reason then the daughter who is deluded for good reason & to top it off her little sister who’s name I’ve already forgotten due to the boredom of her posts above,then apparently we are in some kind of shadow….what the heck’s going on!
Satriale's Pork Store
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John, you really are a grade A weapon.
Keep posting sunshine, if it keeps you
Keep posting sunshine, if it keeps you
Satriale's Pork Store
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from molesting your Mother / Sister! 
JJpool
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Oh look, a clown trying to be clever with grammar.
You might have been right..... if I was actually trying to say 'they are'.....but i wasn't, you halfwit.
I was saying other fans seem obsessed with the donkeys on the beach, there for halfwits like you, not us. There is used when describing the place, hence me saying they are there, as I'm mentioning where they are, on the beach.
I suppose I could have said 'which are there for the likes of you' and you may then have understood.
They actually both work depending whether your describing the thing aka the donkey or the place they are, the beach.
Maybe check before you try and get all clever next time.
You absolute idiot.
Not about to take lessons off people like you who can't say they're going to something rather than on it.
'We're going 'on' the football'... What? Your going to all stand there, all of you on a football
️ righhhhttt perfect English mate. Oh sorry does that right have too many letters for you...
'I'm going to the shore'.... in a Preston accent.... so is that the show or the shore, please be clear, sounds the same.
'I'm going with the flow'... in your accent, your going with the floor? You mad bastard. Again sounds the same, you need to pronounce different words.... differently. To speak proper English, these words shouldn't sound the same.
Maybe think about it before you try and educate people about perfect English, when you lot don't come close to speaking it.
JohnBlackpoolfc
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Blackpool fans trying to call others strange.
1) we don’t dress up in drag.
2) we don’t shag donkeys
3) we don’t laugh at other attendances and say our support is superior when you boycotted your own team a few years ago.
4) Blackpool is a shit hole. Seriously. I stayed in a hotel there once. It was like ** Chernobyl. Scum bags with no teeth everywhere.
You donkey shaggers are a funny bunch.
1) we don’t dress up in drag.
2) we don’t shag donkeys
3) we don’t laugh at other attendances and say our support is superior when you boycotted your own team a few years ago.
4) Blackpool is a shit hole. Seriously. I stayed in a hotel there once. It was like ** Chernobyl. Scum bags with no teeth everywhere.
You donkey shaggers are a funny bunch.
JohnBlackpoolfc
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Oh look, a clown trying to be clever with grammar.
You might have been right..... if I was actually trying to say 'they are'.....but i wasn't, you halfwit.
I was saying other fans seem obsessed with the donkeys on the beach, there for halfwits like you, not us. There is used when describing the place, hence me saying they are there, as I'm mentioning where they are, on the beach.
I suppose I could have said 'which are there for the likes of you' and you may then have understood.
They actually both work depending whether your describing the thing aka the donkey or the place they are, the beach.
Maybe check before you try and get all clever next time.
You absolute idiot.
Not about to take lessons off people like you who can't say they're going to something rather than on it.
'We're going 'on' the football'... What? Your going to all stand there, all of you on a football
Oh sorry does that right have too many letters for you...
'I'm going to the shore'.... in a Preston accent.... so is that the show or the shore, please be clear, sounds the same.
'I'm going with the flow'... in your accent, your going with the floor? You mad bastard. Again sounds the same, you need to pronounce different words.... differently. To speak proper English, these words shouldn't sound the same.
Maybe think about it before you try and educate people about perfect English, when you lot don't come close to speaking it.
Go back and read your own sentence you illiterate fuck. You was trying to say ‘they are’ but now you’ve been found out. ‘There for the tourists likes of you.’ Doesn’t make any sense. It should have been ‘they are for the tourists likes of you.’
Go and stick to your day job - drag queen by night, drug dealer by day.
Lytham_fy8
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Ooh, this escalated, we really caught a whopper, on his way to school.
The Catcher in the Rye
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It looks like some of the Knobbers are getting so excited about their forthcoming trip to the seaside they are having trouble containing themselves. This John lad is about to burst with excitement. Poor wee lamb
JohnBlackpoolfc
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Also it’s YOUR’RE not your!
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
SeasideKurt
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The worst Preston fan I've ever seen come on this forum. This is genuinely what 99% of them are like on PKE Online.
No humour. No banter. Nothing to contribute. No wonder they don't allow Blackpool fans on there to liven it up. They really don't have a clue how to be a rival do they?
Preston are in the bracket of the Readings of this world. Absolutely pointless football clubs.
No humour. No banter. Nothing to contribute. No wonder they don't allow Blackpool fans on there to liven it up. They really don't have a clue how to be a rival do they?
Preston are in the bracket of the Readings of this world. Absolutely pointless football clubs.