Craft beer junkie. Incomprehensible writer. Hardcore alcohol trailblazer and part time amateur Ninja. I’m actually not that funny, I’m just really mean but people think I'm joking.... and I have just realised that I'm stuck with me for the rest of my life.....😢


My mate called in sick to work today...The boss asked him "how sick are you?"...My mate replied "I'm currently in bed with my nan"


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