Recent content by Born_in_the_Fifties

Three old blokes, regular posters on AVFTT (no names no pack drill), are sitting on a bench in Stanley Park, talking about life and about the struggles of ageing. First one says, l'm having a heck of a time taking a crap. I strain and I groan and it bloody well hurts, nothing seems to help...

We're playing at Reading not Wimbledon!🤪

Well done Preecey we're havin' a party, Bring yer vodka and yer Chorley.

Well Mick, we don't really wanna sit with the riff-raff who frequent Block K...like 20togo😁🤪

I was passing the ground at about half3 this afto so, having not seen any update on the official site/app since Monday, I popped in to check when the new allocation was arriving. The lads said they were on sale now and about 1500 had been sold, so that's approx 700 on top of the original...

With 20togo they'd have been singing "Who the fuckin' hell are you?!" ...😁😜

Looking back to when I posted this thread after two successive 1-0 away defeats against Wigan and Derby and before the home draw against Wycombe... Before the Wigan game, I'd checked the date of the League One Play-Off Final (Saturday 18th May) and booked my next well-deserved😜holiday flying...

Even the bad times are good - The Tremeloes 1967

Lovely to see so many Pessimists turning into Optimists since Tuesday night's football results. Doesn't it make one feel a lot happier looking on the brightside? Even though we might be well-piffed off if we don't eventually "get to where we want to be" - FFS, I sound like Simon Grayson when...

Don't stop believin' - Journey

I see you've now edited your original post, changing 'Wes' to 'Was' ... WTF are you playing at...'Chain Letters' ?!😁 C U at Carlisle United😜

That's the first time that I've seen Lavery and Wes used in the same sentence, let alone the same breath! Lavery will never be fit to lace The Magician's boots...

Up the 'Pool - Jethro Tull 🧡

Wife...Have you seen the dog bowl? Husband...I didn't even know he liked cricket!

Behave Voyeur, you facetious old fart😜the subject was midfielders not strikers! 'Stevie G' definitely had a goal in him eg., 120 goals in 504 games for The Reds, that's about 1 every 4 games. Whereas King Kenny scored 8 in 129 games for our beloved Tangerines, that's about 1 every 16 games...