Recent content by Hockaday’s Quiff

It is probably nonsense - saying that Bruce didn’t shut it down… massive caveats about ‘if he ever wanted to drop a Division’ etc, but he didn’t squash it and he’s not daft.

Comparing Jerry Yates with Kyle Joseph is like comparing Mohammed Ali to Brian London.

I can’t stand his tiny little head… Totally loved his mind disassembling on MOTD when he was babbling that nobody was listening to him. Weird guy.

Massive difference to the days like when Kaspars Gorks was sold for a wank and a packet of crisps.

The good sign is we seemed not to bite at the first nibble with Joseph, which lead to repeated bids and a very god deal. Previously with us half a mil would have done it. That’s no longer the case - it’s either a good deal for us or fuck off; so nothing to lose either way.

He has now announced a new mystery buyer… utter Walter Mitty.

A cursory glance at the eye watering amount council’s have to spend on statutory obligations including inter alia, social care, ehcp plans, DoL placements would knock any concept of asking them to improve parks, bin collections and subsidising transport. I literally have not a clue how...

It was a mental signing for them… I mean if it was announced he was being loaned back, I’d be a tad disappointed… he’s nowhere near Championship level.

Is your actual name David Whelan..?

I copied a tape of my mum 🤣 recorded in Berlin Studios, Caxton Ave. Their version of ‘no regrets’ was beautiful.

Can’t hit a barn door though… Really can’t see him making the first team at all.

He wasn’t released. Out of contract so left. We offered him terms

That’s right save the difficulty arising from the ‘there but for…’ was with jurors. The offence was originally ‘motor manslaughter’ and juries just didn’t convict for it…

The current prison population is about 87k - the system is at capacity. There are around 85k drink/drug driving convictions a year, so basically this would double the prison population. That’s an awful lot of extra prisons!

I reckon Amos has paid for himself - back in the day The Gazette would have but I think he’s on some kind of basic wage and a monetising share which is why he does lots of short pieces. Good for him he is there though. Initially his access seemed quite limited.