The girlfriend said to me the other night if you turn that bedside lamp off I'll take it up the arse. On hindsight I should av waited till the bulb had cooled down first
Should be eventful in London the weekend after next with 80,000 Mancs, 40,000 Leeds and 40,000 Saints or WBA fans descending on Wembley. Sure wouldn't like to be a police officer there
Can't think of too many flops that Pep has signed since being at City apart from Calvin Phillips so if he hadn't bought Haaland you'd av bet your life he'd av bought someone prolific
With regards to these barmy clowns I'm just surprised they haven't ordered to teams to play in snorkels and flippers whilst wearing sombreros and singing I'm Henry The 8th I Am
You know what, if they are already relegated before their last match at home to Burton I might just pop down just to have the joy of watching em slink off into the distance 😆