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'Road To Nowhere' - Talking Heads

I'm really thinking about giving myself a banning order!! 😜

Well, I know I used to be uncertain. But now I'm not too sure... ! (Sorry.....)

Just looked at the back of the new England football shirt, saw what was printed on it and thought, 'f*** that , no way am I wearing that!' 'Maguire'

I keep shouting the names of castles. I think I've got Turrets

Do you know that wild Kois swim in groups of four.. If attacked, Kois A, B and C will scatter, and leave behind the D Koi. (please feel free to heckle ..!)

'Kiss me somewhere you've never kissed me before', she said. So, I took her to Widnes.

Darling, 'I missed you', she said..... So, she took aim and shot again...!

If it does go ahead, then the favourite chant of the protester(s) might be fun to listen to.. 'What do I want' 'Free speech' When do I want it?' 'NOW

Just remember folks..... Critch isn't failing at all.... He is being quite successful at finding out exactly what doesn't work.. !!

Bloody hell...! I have to take half a viagra tablet these days to stop me piddling on me shoes....! 😖

Mornin' all... Bear with me on this one, it has some relevance....! I don't know if anybody has seen the episode of 'The Simpsons' where Homer is up a pole trying to recover a pack of 4 Duff beers which had somehow ended up straddling high voltage electricity cables? He can reach the beer, but...

Can't argue with any of that really....! However, WE can say it, we're supporters, but it doesn't need commentators throwing in their two penn'arth in... !! 😬

She did come across as a tad patronising throughout the game, and sounded like a 'matronly aunt' who pats you on the head and gives it the old 'aaaaaaw bless, you run along and play football with your little friends'....! Mind you, the male commentator kept having digs about Blackpool as a...

Hmmmmmm, now, if only someone had written a song about it being 'the end of the world as we know it, (and at the same time, feeling fine about it).... 😝 Seriously though, if the issues in the red sea region escalates, then the decades of defence cuts will come to the fore, as we've only got an...