Recent content by Pasty Muncher

I mean proper carpet bomb the place.

I wouldn't put it past Putin to be behind this to give him an excuse to bomb the bejesus out of Kyiv etc etc

Two hungry cowboys crossing the Californian desert see a tree in the distance draped with bacon. "It a bacon tree" one says as he stirs his horse into a gallop. He gets close to the tree, dismounts and runs towards it. Suddenly there is a hail of bullets and he is severely wounded. As his life...

Coma is excellent 👍

Vera , the way she does that cheeky look back at the camera wearing her hat in the opening credits , gets me every time.

Just driven down the M6 for the North End match Saturday & there's some shockers on the actual motorway between Preston & Wigan. Downright dangerous.

#METOO...already travelled down from Lancashire ready to shout abuse at the away end 😃

Why did the man fall down the well ? Coz he couldn't see that well 😃

Bleddy Shergar & Lucan have just been galloping on my front lawn & sprayed mud all over my window 🤬

https://starplusgroup.com.au/how-to-stop-a-noisy-tap/#:~:text=One%20of%20the%20most%20common,across%20this%20dirt%20and%20debris.

Would they get a 10% reduction in time spent in the sin bin if the ref flashed a Blue Light card 🤔

It shows the divide between London & up here. They walk up to people : 'small cheesecake for £8 ?' ....'oooh yes please '. If that were in Chorley it would be ' feck off, I can get pie, chips, moooshy peas & lashings of graaavy for that & still have change for a Chorley cake'.

I can confirm that. I went to watch the starling murmuration at North Pier on Friday & there were loads of birds under the pier.

I've got £10 each way at 40-1 for your lot to win Championship. Each way pays top 3 so you better bleddy do it.

I've been to Wimbourne Town !! & can't remember who they were playing or what the score was......can I join the cabinet now 🤔