Recent content by tarantula

If it's in doubt, for those who are strongly in favour of them making a return, someone at the club clearly needs to be putting feelers out for any available vexillophiles. Any suggestions would be most welcome, Purdz.

'If CJ is starting games, we will be hampered for as long as it takes Bruce to realise we are stronger without him, in my opinion.' Rest-assured, voy, there is a growing band of followers out there steadily coming round to your way of thinking on this eternal conundrum. Personally, I just don't...

With regard to CJ, it's not the 'made of custard' reference - which the majority of us already knew - that concerns me, it was the way in which the description 'talented sprinter' was used to supplant the more accurately correct couplet of, 'untalented footballer'. As a poster who never fails...

All I can say, in response to that rather touching show of support is, how much longer, exactly, do we all have to wait before he finally chooses to reveal, to an increasingly exasperated/frustrated viewing public, precisely what it is he's been holding back, from the loyal paying fans, for all...

In other words, Simonized, CJ needs to be either banished or, as an even more draconian measure, exiled. And, before the usual suspects chime in with cries of, "but what about his pace?", my only response would be along the lines of: "But he has absolutely NO idea how to use it!"

Interesting! You say: '... his touches are often not the best but if you run into balls and and put crosses in ,etc., it's a huge threat'. The problem is, he can't do either - i.e., 'run into balls', or, 'put crosses in, etc'. Granted, the bloke's got a nice smile and a decent set of 'pearly...

'We now have 3 new players that are getting on a bit plus CJ and Husband who aren't spring chickens'. Regardless of age, the two individuals named shouldn't even be considered for the reserves, let alone as starters in the 1st team starting line-up! This shouldn't even be seen as a question...

'We are definitely looking stoner at the back, though...' At the risk of bringing into question the dubious morals of the club, I'm just a tad concerned about the reference to how we're 'definitely looking stoner at the back'! I mean, is this the sort of 'recreational' activity we should really...

And how much does that say about Tyrer!?!?

'Otherwise CJ.' Errr - I'd rather play with 10 men, to be honest. The bloke's an absolutely liability. Why is it that only a tiny minority are able to see this? Leaves me totally flabbergasted...

I've heard rumours a couple of their board members had connections with the Falkland Isles...

Sorry, folks, it would appear I have been struck down with the same longstanding affliction. My only hope is that when CJ (somewhat belatedly, I might add...) finally disappears, so too will the symptoms I have been having to endure for what seems like time immemorial.

9!!! I think modesty prevented you from staking a numerical claim to the latest pun to be added to the list, JJp! Just one more to go before we enter the realms of double-digits... Will we see that remarkable feat being achieved - or, is it no longer seen as being very punny?

Has anyone out there spotted the common denominator in the previous, rather repetitive post? There's absolutely no rush. If required, feel free to take a few days...

There are few enough days as it is before they set off for their trip to Spain, after which they will make their return to dear old Blighty for a bit of serious knuckling down - for a few days - to some serious pre-season training for a few more days, on the completion of which there will be...