Recent content by tarantula

And plenty wouldn't touch him with a barge pole...

You're rather ignoring the fact there were numerous different species of dinosaur. Clearly, the one you're taking issue with, didn't exactly excel at this particular sporting discipline...

That's simply down to the fact he gives opposing teams such an easy ride! I should imagine opposition fans not only 'rate him', they must worship the ground he walks on...

'As games go on and players become tired, he's a great option to play in behind or long and just stretch them.' This is assuming, of course, he's decided not to do 'a Lord Lucan' (i.e., 'disappearing act'), and he manages to avoid engaging in his time-honoured trick of leaving us in the do-do...

If the progression, as demonstrated in every incremental step he's taken thus far, continues, I see absolutely no reason why he won't be more than capable of taking on the responsibility of increased expectations from all and sundry; in fact, I think it will be the making of him.

So stick that in ya pipe n' smoke it!

Surely, if the chance, of playing in a higher division, comes along, who in their right mind would spurn the opportunity? Answers on a postcard?

'Bye-bye, Kakay', has a certain ring to it, don't ya think?

'...CJ has his strengths...' - but, sadly, football ain't one of 'em!

The blue & white aristocrats of English football having to offload playing staff to the likes of AFC Wrexham and NW coastal scroats BFC! I mean, what is the world coming to!?

Try to blag a lift from a decent hoe?

'It means nothing to me... Ohhhh, Vienna.'

I suppose the best we can do is to cling to the saying: "Good things always come in threes..." I know, I know - but you come up with summat better!

Only if the culprit also serves a chastening period of penance, in atonement for his/her indiscretions...

'Maybe CJ needs to work on his close control {nope!}, his passing {nope!}, his heading {nope!}, his positioning {nope!}, his movement {nope!}' How about assistance with making an appointment at the Careers Service, in order to find a more suitable vocation outside football?