£200 million

Mexboroseasider

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Is the value of a contract just awarded to implement checks on goods in the Irish Sea.

Eh? What? I’m sure there weren’t going to be any checks - what with this New Act?

Never mind that. Who got the contract?

Err. A consortium?

Eh? Headed by who?

Err. Fujitsu?

Eh? Are they British?

No.

Ok. Who else is involved in this consortium?

Err...........I’d rather not say. At this particular juncture.
 
Is the value of a contract just awarded to implement checks on goods in the Irish Sea.

Eh? What? I’m sure there weren’t going to be any checks - what with this New Act?

Never mind that. Who got the contract?

Err. A consortium?

Eh? Headed by who?

Err. Fujitsu?

Eh? Are they British?

No.

Ok. Who else is involved in this consortium?

Err...........I’d rather not say. At this particular juncture.
Let's leave so we have control of our borders (via a company based overseas who's CEO is married to a Tory MP)
 
Is the value of a contract just awarded to implement checks on goods in the Irish Sea.

Eh? What? I’m sure there weren’t going to be any checks - what with this New Act?

Never mind that. Who got the contract?

Err. A consortium?

Eh? Headed by who?

Err. Fujitsu?

Eh? Are they British?

No.

Ok. Who else is involved in this consortium?

Err...........I’d rather not say. At this particular juncture.
They are Japanese though - wonder if that was a little sweetner?
 
Is the value of a contract just awarded to implement checks on goods in the Irish Sea.

Eh? What? I’m sure there weren’t going to be any checks - what with this New Act?

Never mind that. Who got the contract?

Err. A consortium?

Eh? Headed by who?

Err. Fujitsu?

Eh? Are they British?

No.

Ok. Who else is involved in this consortium?

Err...........I’d rather not say. At this particular juncture.
It's a kleptocracy bonanza. It'll be one of Rees Moggs kids who's got the contract. I would hedge a bet on sixtus
 
UK enters into trade agreement with Japan and trades with Japanese company shocker
A real shocker I agree.

Liz “Will you sign this trade agreement?”
Japanese negotiator “ No”
Liz “But I need positive headlines...win win win....very soon”
Japanese negotiator “No”
Liz “What if we offer you this contract for £200 million? To provide a service monitoring and controlling trade between GB and NI?”
JN “You tell everyone not needed”
Liz “Errr. We lied”
JN “Ok. What else you offer”
Liz “Sigh. Same deal for Kent”
JN “Done!! (To mates - you have been. Sniggers all round).
 
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