Interesting...Throwing scrabble tiles at each other is all well and good until someone loses an I.
Took me a couple of seconds"I was in a Chinese restaurant when a duck came up to me with a rose and said: 'Your eyes sparkle like the stars'.
So I said to the waiter: 'Excuse me, I ordered aromatic duck'
Went into the same restaurant and after the waiter had put the pot down in the middle of the table the lid kept lifting up and all you saw were two little eyes staring out."I was in a Chinese restaurant when a duck came up to me with a rose and said: 'Your eyes sparkle like the stars'.
So I said to the waiter: 'Excuse me, I ordered aromatic duck'
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.
The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Managers door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor and they’re really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmos. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo’s legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics, he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
I’m sorry, he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday.
Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
Is that true?Antonio Rudiger is now Scotland's joint top scorer in tournament football in the last 25 years.
Did they score in the last Euros?Is that true?