😁Friday joke thread 😁

When they were about to kill themselves, the Romans had 4 possible poisons:

I - It will definitely kill you
II - It will probably kill you
III - It will most likely kill you
IV - It will just make you itch.
 
A family moved into a small village and were in the local pub having a drink trying to meet their fellow villagers.

One man asked where they'd moved to and the husband replied 23 rose meadows.
Oh, lovely place.
Did you know you've got a gynecologist living at 25 and a genealogist living at 21!!

The wife asks what's the difference between the two?
The bloke says, well, they're quite similar really, one looks up the family tree, the other looks up the family bush!!
 
I've got a mate who's liver is on his head, kidneys are on his shoulders and lungs are on his knees.
Still, his hearts in the right place!!
 
Yesterday, I said to the wife how much cock do you want?

She smiled at me and said you devil, you.

I gave her a plate full, it was the first time she had had cockerel curry.
 
Not a joke but just as funny. Posted on Pnis online on 12th February.
‘Play offs are still a realistic possibility’
 
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes…



The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
 
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When I was a teenager fresh out of school I managed to get a job at the Pleasure Beach. Turned up on time every day and seemed to be doing well, but before summer was over they sacked me for no reason.
Thankfully I managed to successfully sue them for funfair dismissal.
 
My pal has just bought a farm and he's rearing sheep.
He asked me the other day could I help him round them up.
I said how many have you got?
He said 97.
I said easy 100
 
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