10 Years Younger in 10 Days

Bloodtangerine

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I’ve just watched this show. I’ve seen it before. The premise is that you take one bloke and one Lady who have given up a bit on how they look, they look fucked basically, dress like shit etc etc. They poll the public to say how old they look…..so as an example the person is 52 but the public allegedly on a average say they look 65…cue even more misery for the hapless clapped out old fucker.

A team of hair, skin, teeth, fashion experts then do their stuff and within 10 days they come back and are revealed to themselves in a mirror and the presenter tells them what their average age is now according to the public (which they clearly make up)……IT‘S ALWAYS about 12/13 years younger than it was originally and they usually make it up so that it’s a year or so younger than their actual age. They often look fukcing ridiculous but the presenter gushes about how fabulous they look, almost having an orgasm at the alleged transformation.


The huge Glaring problem with this whole thing is that it’s transparently false and made up with regards to “average ages that the public come up with”..they just make it up. The other huge giveaway is that when they “reveal” the person with their new look they switch from HD quality image to SD but with vaseline smeared over the camera lens. It’s SO Obvious as they change the image from the person to the presenter…and when they switch to the presenter the image is pin Sharp but when they switch back to the “transformed” person you think your eyesight is failing!


In short it’s utter horseshit
 
Let me know when one of these programs start doing penis reductions.
I’m getting too old to be carrying all this weight around.

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I’ve just watched this show. I’ve seen it before. The premise is that you take one bloke and one Lady who have given up a bit on how they look, they look fucked basically, dress like shit etc etc. They poll the public to say how old they look…..so as an example the person is 52 but the public allegedly on a average say they look 65…cue even more misery for the hapless clapped out old fucker.

A team of hair, skin, teeth, fashion experts then do their stuff and within 10 days they come back and are revealed to themselves in a mirror and the presenter tells them what their average age is now according to the public (which they clearly make up)……IT‘S ALWAYS about 12/13 years younger than it was originally and they usually make it up so that it’s a year or so younger than their actual age. They often look fukcing ridiculous but the presenter gushes about how fabulous they look, almost having an orgasm at the alleged transformation.


The huge Glaring problem with this whole thing is that it’s transparently false and made up with regards to “average ages that the public come up with”..they just make it up. The other huge giveaway is that when they “reveal” the person with their new look they switch from HD quality image to SD but with vaseline smeared over the camera lens. It’s SO Obvious as they change the image from the person to the presenter…and when they switch to the presenter the image is pin Sharp but when they switch back to the “transformed” person you think your eyesight is failing!


In short it’s utter horseshit
So how would one apply for this show? I sound ** ideal since lockdown...

Your first paragraph was a thing of beauty by the way 😄
 
I’ve just watched this show. I’ve seen it before. The premise is that you take one bloke and one Lady who have given up a bit on how they look, they look fucked basically, dress like shit etc etc. They poll the public to say how old they look…..so as an example the person is 52 but the public allegedly on a average say they look 65…cue even more misery for the hapless clapped out old fucker.

A team of hair, skin, teeth, fashion experts then do their stuff and within 10 days they come back and are revealed to themselves in a mirror and the presenter tells them what their average age is now according to the public (which they clearly make up)……IT‘S ALWAYS about 12/13 years younger than it was originally and they usually make it up so that it’s a year or so younger than their actual age. They often look fukcing ridiculous but the presenter gushes about how fabulous they look, almost having an orgasm at the alleged transformation.


The huge Glaring problem with this whole thing is that it’s transparently false and made up with regards to “average ages that the public come up with”..they just make it up. The other huge giveaway is that when they “reveal” the person with their new look they switch from HD quality image to SD but with vaseline smeared over the camera lens. It’s SO Obvious as they change the image from the person to the presenter…and when they switch to the presenter the image is pin Sharp but when they switch back to the “transformed” person you think your eyesight is failing!


In short it’s utter horseshit
It will be spot the white person if the current TV adverts are anything to go by. Bit like the biggest loser making fun of folks. Gave up on TV a long time ago. They can keep their licence fees. I can’t bear it when I see muted it in the gym. I remember when we had proper drama without a political message rammed down our throats.
 
It will be spot the white person if the current TV adverts are anything to go by. Bit like the biggest loser making fun of folks. Gave up on TV a long time ago. They can keep their licence fees. I can’t bear it when I see muted it in the gym. I remember when we had proper drama without a political message rammed down our throats.
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