Ben Woodburn

If the players aren’t shit, then why do they look shit on the pitch? Answers on a postcard to Coach Critchleys office.
 
If the players aren’t shit, then why do they look shit on the pitch? Answers on a postcard to Coach Critchleys office.

I'm going to argue just for the sake of it.

If you bake a cake, from fine ingredients and a great recipe, but take it out the oven after 5 minutes, your conclusion would be that it's a shit cake.

Rome day, can't hurry love etc.

I'm not convincing myself entirely either but c'mon, it's Friday.

We're gonna win 10-0 tomorrow and everything will be tangerine.
 
If you put your cake in the oven but the cook puts the appliance on gas mark two, it don’t matter how long it’s in for there’s nothing on top and your bottoms are very saggy indeed. Even after seven games.....I mean hours 😂
 
If you put your cake in the oven but the cook puts the appliance on gas mark two, it don’t matter how long it’s in for there’s nothing on top and your bottoms are very saggy indeed. Even after seven games.....I mean hours 😂

🤣

Kaikai will act as a microwave and save the day.
 
If we are still in the relegation zone come the New Year then is the time to look for a more experienced coach/manager.

The only thing I am not seeing is this exciting progressive football that NC is supposed to favour, we have been dire to watch and go entire games without creating a chance.
 
If we are still in the relegation zone come the New Year then is the time to look for a more experienced coach/manager.

The only thing I am not seeing is this exciting progressive football that NC is supposed to favour, we have been dire to watch and go entire games without creating a chance.
I don't think we've been dire to watch at all. Short memory when you watched Grayson ball literally 9 months ago.
 
I think he's a weak link personally. Probably shielded by U23 football and finding it difficult to cut it at this level. Wish the lad well but would like a bit more experience in January.
 
I think he's a weak link personally. Probably shielded by U23 football and finding it difficult to cut it at this level. Wish the lad well but would like a bit more experience in January.

I doubted his application in his appearances until last night. When he came on he looked usefull. Probably better in the middle than the wing. Unless he nails down a regular spot I doubt he will be staying beyond January.
 
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