Best advice your dad gave you

[dodgy_surname]

Never buy a bungalow, it fucks your legs. Stick to stairs

 

[Lytham_fy8]

'That Oyston is a wrong 'un'

Circa 1988.

Oh and always brake before the corner and then accelerate through it.

 

[BFC_BFC_BFC]

Always wipe from front to back.

 

[Killingmesoftly]

Never marry a women .....was actually an uncle but nearly ....

 

[Plumbs]

Take your fathers gun and go shoot the Chelsea scum...

 

[dodgy_surname]

Always wipe from front to back.

I always start side to side, piss the piles off

 

[Leither]

Never trust a Tory

 

[Lytham_fy8]

'We've still got this lad'

As Cardiff went 2-1 up at Wembley.

 

[Matesrates]

Never gave me any, I decided to be anything but like him.

 

[BobHatton]

My Dad used to say that Everton were the best football team....
















Idiot.

 

[Coinslot]

Always date girls with small hands. It makes your cock look bigger.

 

[Scaramanga]

Never marry a barmaid.

 

[20togo]

Don't do drugs, it's for dopes.

 

[Fatboy]

My Stepfather once said, if you’re not in bed by 12 o’clock come home !

 

[southshore]

I wish I'd listened to what my father used to say to me.

'why what did he say'

I don't know I didn't listen!

 

[Newholland]

Reference our business. Never ask an employee to do something you’re not prepared to do yourself.
Reference to life... you can’t argue or reason with stupid.

 

[thedevilsadvocate]

Never befriend people from Empress Drive !

 

[dodgy_surname]

How to dub my casey

 

[Loftyboy]

Treat every one as you would wish to be treated but if they don't then f them

 

[Spoonerfudj]

Come here and watch this. You'll never see it happen again.
30th. July 1966, around 1700hrs.

 

[Fargo99]

Never lend money to a Scotsman.

 

[Danny Ocean]

Always buy good shoes and a good bed. The quality of your life is determined by both.

 

[midfield general]

Buy don't rent.

 

[Bloodtangerine]

“The Flat Earth Society must be onto something son, they have members all over the Globe”

 

[Bloodtangerine]

Come here and watch this. You'll never see it happen again.
30th. July 1966, around 1700hrs.

Eric Cantona being born?

 

[TheSeaWord]

Always buy good shoes and a good bed.....

...if you're not in one you're in the other.

 

[Sooty59]

Sure this was done recently.
But I'll dig another gem of his wisdom.
Save up for the things you need, with the obvious couple of exceptions like a house & probably a car.

 

[Supersub]

Always put off today what you can do tomorrow.

If at first you don’t succeed, give up and do something else.