Bonking Boris

[Matesrates]

At it again, Carrie’s expecting again. He certainly got something.

 

[Killingmesoftly]

He’s way to old to be having kids…

 

[Matesrates]

That makes 7 apparently.

 

[Shandypants]

She must be desperate

 

[1966_and_all_that]

She must be desperate

Power always had been an aphrodisiac.

 

[Sooty59]

Power always had been an aphrodisiac.

££££££££

 

[Pool CW]

Even I am a couple of coats of paints nicer than him. Oh. I should tell you, I came 2nd in a beauty contest in my younger days.

 

[1966_and_all_that]

Even I am a couple of coats of paints nicer than him. Oh. I should tell you, I came 2nd in a beauty contest in my younger days.

Who was the other entrant?

 

[Ruperthoop]

He is a very busy fellow.

 

[Upwards]

Good news for Nannies.

 

[bfcpete]

He’s way to old to be having kids…

He is only 57

 

[Matesrates]

He is only 57

Is that 5 wives and 7 kids

 

[bfcpete]

Is that 5 wives and 7 kids

Don't think he has bothered with the 5 wives

 

[Matesrates]

Don't think he has bothered with the 5 wives

But is that 4 different mothers.

 

[1966_and_all_that]

Henry VIII eat your heart out. Btw, he was a psychopath.

 

[Archibald Knox]

But is that 4 different mothers.

At least three.

 

[bfcpete]

But is that 4 different mothers.

Don't know, other than he is on his third marriage and is supposed to have 6 children already.

 

[Mexboroseasider]

Henry VIII eat your heart out. Btw, he was a psychopath.

No. He was brought up to believe he was King; could do what he wanted; and other people didn’t matter at all.

No similarity at all.

 

[Scaramanga]

Breaking news. Married couple have second child. Nothing to see here, move along.

 

[Wizaard]

No. He was brought up to believe he was King; could do what he wanted; and other people didn’t matter at all.

No similarity at all.

What about Henry?

 

[Mexboroseasider]

What about Henry?

The main differences are:

1. Henry was mainly firing blanks. Boris doesn’t seem to have that problem.
2. Henry could have his wives murdered - sorry executed after due process through a rigged court - Boris hasn’t yet reached that happy state but Priti is working on it

 

[Matesrates]

The main differences are:

1. Henry was mainly firing blanks. Boris doesn’t seem to have that problem.
2. Henry could have his wives murdered - sorry executed after due process through a rigged court - Boris hasn’t yet reached that happy state but Priti is working on it

Henry road a horse
Boris rides a bike
Both rode something else.

 

[Mexboroseasider]

Henry road a horse
Boris rides a bike
Both rode something else.

Is that a Haiku?

 

[1966_and_all_that]

No. He was brought up to believe he was King; could do what he wanted; and other people didn’t matter at all.

No similarity at all.

I'll disagree with you on that one. For another time, however.

 

[Pool CW]

Who was the other entrant?

Not telling !

 

[JJpool]

They might want to check its not Matt Hancock's?

 

[Davepick]

That makes 7 apparently.

Probably a few that no one knows about.
At last we've out about the one thing he's good at.

 

[bfcpete]

They might want to check its not Matt Hancock's?

Or Dominic Cummings

 

[southshorepool]

So he's up to 7??
Interesting that he wrote in October of 2007 about the impending global disaster if we don't control population growth. He's took 'one rule for me' to a huge level there.

 

[Matesrates]

The old chap certainly has a lot of spunk, what ho.

 

[look.its.luke]

@Mexboroseasider

No, the second line needs two more syllables.

Boris scores again
An Eton mess explosion
Pregnant means Pregnant

Would be one