Bring back the scarecrow?

[Atletico_Seasider]

I was just thinking about the bird sh*t problem that we have had over the last few years. From what I can recollect, it didn't seem to be a problem under our previous regime and this got me thinking . Could the problem have been caused by the fact that we no longer have a scarecrow preying over the stadium from the owner's box? If so, maybe the solution is to bring back the scarecrow. Obviously not the real life one, as none of us want to see that again! But maybe an imitation one with hat and all the regalia, might do the trick and scare off the birds once and for all...

 

[Come on the Pool!]

 

[Trammo]

Play Gracie Fields singing “ Sally” at full blast through the PA for a few hours each day should suffice.

 

[Atletico_Seasider]

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Yes, something like that one COTP . Come to think of it, that one looks suspiciously like Stanley Johnson! Unusual to see him with sh*t all over his face though. Maye he joined his son Blo Jo for a pigs fest party night at the Bullingdon Club?

 

[TKL_Seasider]

Play Gracie Fields singing “ Sally” at full blast through the PA for a few hours each day should suffice.

Would probably soon have the residents of Back Henry Street moving out, too. Two birds …

 

[Sooty59]

I was just thinking about the bird sh*t problem that we have had over the last few years. From what I can recollect, it didn't seem to be a problem under our previous regime and this got me thinking . Could the problem have been caused by the fact that we no longer have a scarecrow preying over the stadium from the owner's box? If so, maybe the solution is to bring back the scarecrow. Obviously not the real life one, as none of us want to see that again! But maybe an imitation one with hat and all the regalia, might do the trick and scare off the birds once and for all...

I think even an imitation of you know who would cause more than the birds to leave. Or we'd have stomach contents to clean up on top of the bird shit.