Chatting up

[Matesrates]

I’m sat in spoons Cleveleys watching this guy who was sat on the next table to two women, smart bloke in suit and tie, started chatting to them, after about 15 minutes moved onto their table and has them in stitches. Looks like he’s going to score tonight. Funny watching it. Anyone on here made it recently? I’m out of the game, almost 80, married for 52 years.

 

[Bloodtangerine]

He sounds like a “Geezer” and is clearly gonna end with some 3 in a bed action tonight…..fair play

Its not for me, 31st Wedding Anniversary tomorrow

 

[Wizzerboy]

He sounds like a “Geezer” and is clearly gonna end with some 3 in a bed action tonight…..fair play

Its not for me, 31st Wedding Anniversary tomorrow

Early congrats Blood
It'll be 38 for me in September

 

[Bloodtangerine]

Early congrats Blood
It'll be 38 for me in September

Ta pal

 

[tangerine_neil]

Was he a comedian by any chance?

Tomorrow night they’ve hired a magician.

Thursday night it’s a ventriloquist.

Friday is a French mime time.

Saturday is a Mariachi band.

 

[Pool CW]

I’m sat in spoons Cleveleys watching this guy who was sat on the next table to two women, smart bloke in suit and tie, started chatting to them, after about 15 minutes moved onto their table and has them in stitches. Looks like he’s going to score tonight. Funny watching it. Anyone on here made it recently? I’m out of the game, almost 80, married for 52 years.

You have either got it or you have not !. I would be batting them off btw.

 

[Bloodtangerine]

You have either got it or you have not !. I would be batting them off btw.

I’ve always been a magnet for the Fairer sex tbh, they find me to be catnip but for the last 31 years Ive had to bat them away in the nicest way I could as I’m committed to the Beautiful Duchess of course

 

[Pool CW]

I’ve always been a magnet for the Fairer sex tbh, they find me to be catnip but for the last 31 years Ive had to bat them away in the nicest way I could as I’m committed to getting Duchess of course

Hope a United fan never makes a move for you though !.

 

[Bloodtangerine]

Hope a United fan never makes a move for you though !.

Makes no sense?….is it humour?

 

[Pool CW]

Makes no sense?….is it humour?

you don't like United. Only messing !

 

[Bloodtangerine]

you don't like United. Only messing !

Ok, just don’t get the gag mate …..but I am a bit thick

 

[Pool CW]

Ok, just don’t get the gag mate …..but I am a bit thick

never mind. You are not thick. Probably hot and bothered. Still very stuffy. Anyway. Ignore the ladies. You are sorted !.

 

[Bloodtangerine]

you don't like United. Only messing !

I support Utd…..is that part of the gag?………I ain’t taking the piss btw, just don’t get it

 

[Bloodtangerine]

never mind. You are not thick. Probably hot and bothered. Still very stuffy. Anyway. Ignore the ladies. You are sorted !.

 

[Curryman]

I’m sat in spoons Cleveleys watching this guy who was sat on the next table to two women, smart bloke in suit and tie, started chatting to them, after about 15 minutes moved onto their table and has them in stitches. Looks like he’s going to score tonight. Funny watching it. Anyone on here made it recently? I’m out of the game, almost 80, married for 52 years.

Well Mates, I'm just behind you, 74, married for 50 years and I'm still fending them off.

Well, in my dreams I am, and that's where I'm off to now. Dreamland. Goodnight all.

 

[TotallyTangerine]

He sounds like a “Geezer” and is clearly gonna end with some 3 in a bed action tonight…..fair play

Its not for me, 31st Wedding Anniversary tomorrow

Happy Anniversary to you both!

 

[Dark_Side_of_the_Lune]

Be even funnier if he finds out they’ve both still got their meat and two veg. Dangerous game being on the pull these days!

 

[April13th1970]

clearly gonna end with some 3 in a bed action tonight…

Nope, they didn't even let me watch

 

[Lytham_fy8]

I really couldn't be arsed if I found myself single.

 

[Shandypants]

I really couldn't be arsed if I found myself single.

I'm the same been married for 23 years and it'd be a struggle in a new relationship to keep a lid on my burping, farting, snoring and grumpiness for the first 24 hours. I'd also have to buy a can of deodorant and use it.

 

[Bloodtangerine]

Be even funnier if he finds out they’ve both still got their meat and two veg. Dangerous game being on the pull these days!

Yeah but as long as they identify as women you’re Golden

 

[Lytham_fy8]

I'm the same been married for 23 years and it'd be a struggle in a new relationship to keep a lid on my burping, farting, snoring and grumpiness for the first 24 hours. I'd also have to buy a can of deodorant and use it.

Yep, I think I'd just be 'going solo' followed by a lovely brew.

 

[Blackpools finest]

Be even funnier if he finds out they’ve both still got their meat and two veg. Dangerous game being on the pull these days!

Are you talking from experience

 

[Mark_GT]

Be even funnier if he finds out they’ve both still got their meat and two veg. Dangerous game being on the pull these days!

You really have to listen to the body clock pal and not get that taxi into town at 11pm

 

[Dark_Side_of_the_Lune]

You really have to listen to the body clock pal and not get that taxi into town at 11pm

Falling out of Flamingos at 6am isn’t ideal these days