Chizzy

Tangerinenick

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A while back when I first heard Chizzy on I follow - I was his biggest critic. Now forget the historical .... purely based on his football commentary I thought this dude is abysmal. So bad I really thought he must have something dirty on the BBC. Like Alan Partridge mixed with a really crap Hospital DJ in the 70s. Description of football totally attuned to my other half's interpretation of the game.

I have changed my mind. Watched game today with Aussie brothers and they think he is fecking brilliant. They think he is stoned.
Its total entertainment. He don't know shit about whats going on - cant even recognise the players. It adds to the suspense of when he mixes Marv up with Doug. Even when he was 30 seconds ahead of the game you couldn't match them up.

I was entertained.
 
I was annoyed today as he was in the future most the first half, then the picture caught up ruining any moments.

Second half it was fixed then broke then ahead, behind, god knows what.

Anyway, I got used to it then being ahead of the video, they take that corner they scored from and I hear no drama as the ball is mid flight so assume its clearly no goal only to see it put into the net and commantry catch up after, it was very off-putting.
 
I listened to the Posh commentary (apart from when I had it muted due to being 30 seconds ahead). They were very hard on Peterboro and complimentary about Blackpool.

They thought Madine and Kelly were excellent - imagine how good they will think Joe Garner is when they play wigan ?
 
You now find Jizzy funny because we are now winning. He adds to the pain when we were losing.

I am surprised the Posh commentators are allowed in London Road.
 
As I said on the Chizzivision thread, I had just watched the Moto 3 GP and tried to imagine our hero Chizzy commentating on that . It would be hilarious!
 
I enjoyed it yesterday when he said Dan Ballard was ready to come on...... as Gabriel was stood next to the 4th official.

An easy mistake to make, admittedly.
 
When he called Peterborough Fleetwood and seemed to confuse Dougall with Husband.
Once the time lag thing had been sorted out I quite enjoyed it.
Contrary to popular? opinion much better than no commentary at all
 
I put it on silent yesterday mainly due to the delay. I have started to 'enjoy' the commentary it's own special way. Tried yesterday putting a youtube video on with stadium sounds on didn't really work.
 
A while back when I first heard Chizzy on I follow - I was his biggest critic. Now forget the historical .... purely based on his football commentary I thought this dude is abysmal. So bad I really thought he must have something dirty on the BBC. Like Alan Partridge mixed with a really crap Hospital DJ in the 70s. Description of football totally attuned to my other half's interpretation of the game.

I have changed my mind. Watched game today with Aussie brothers and they think he is fecking brilliant. They think he is stoned.
Its total entertainment. He don't know shit about whats going on - cant even recognise the players. It adds to the suspense of when he mixes Marv up with Doug. Even when he was 30 seconds ahead of the game you couldn't match them up.

I was entertained.
I wish we could post videos on here. My mates in Holland ** love watching Blackpool games with me just for him. There was a game last season where his notes blew away and he was trying to commentate whilst grabbing flying sheets of paper, and he got very out of breath and made some mad noises, I’ve got a video of it on the screen whilst you can hear me and friends creasing with laughter
 
I wish we could post videos on here. My mates in Holland ** love watching Blackpool games with me just for him. There was a game last season where his notes blew away and he was trying to commentate whilst grabbing flying sheets of paper, and he got very out of breath and made some mad noises, I’ve got a video of it on the screen whilst you can hear me and friends creasing with laughter
Can you post that on here?
He is certainly Partridgesque the partnership with Ormerod is almost a work of art.
 
I wish we could post videos on here. My mates in Holland ** love watching Blackpool games with me just for him. There was a game last season where his notes blew away and he was trying to commentate whilst grabbing flying sheets of paper, and he got very out of breath and made some mad noises, I’ve got a video of it on the screen whilst you can hear me and friends creasing with laughter
Please make that a thing we can see 🤣
 
I used to think he was pretty good. This was years ago when we only had radio commentary and couldnt see what was actually happening on the pitch, you understand.
 
Loving that vid. Does anyone else reckon the summarisers rotate him so they all get a share of the action? 🏝️ 🏝️
 
I listened on the radio yesterday so it’s not as bad as you have to take his word for it....he did mistake Gabriel coming on with Ballard though which blew his cover 🤯

The problem with listening on the radio is that Chissy thinks you are watching the live stream so he doesn't bother to tell you where the ball is 😟
 
He's NEVER told us where the ball is - it's like playing Battleships, you just have the guess and fire.....

"Throw in far side to Doncaster in the Blackpool half (30 second long pause), cross comes in from AJ Pritchard, Madine heads, GOAL, no, he's offside, he's offside, never looked offside in a million years that did it Brett?"

"Norr Chizzeh, Ah think it wer fer a fowell on the half way line like. Ah a Twix. Cheers Stu."

Embrace the utter confusion.
 
"Throw in far side to Doncaster in the Blackpool half (30 second long pause), cross comes in from AJ Pritchard, Madine heads, GOAL, no, he's offside, he's offside, never looked offside in a million years that did it Brett?"

"Norr Chizzeh, Ah think it wer fer a fowell on the half way line like. Ah a Twix. Cheers Stu."

Embrace the utter confusion.
🤣
 
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