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What gives groundstaff, at Loftus Road, the rite to intrude on the daily life of one of the many feline residents to be found on-site there?

Okay, so, in this instance, we're talking about a cat with a bit of a reputation for flirtatious behaviour, which clearly can make him something of a nuisance, but that is simply an instance of the type of behaviour which comes naturally to any wild animal.

Following his apprehension, and subsequent release by staff at the ground, our high-profile feline friend, when questionned about his welfare, told our investigative reporter: "I'm feline fine."
 
What gives groundstaff, at Loftus Road, the rite to intrude on the daily life of one of the many feline residents to be found on-site there?

Okay, so, in this instance, we're talking about a cat with a bit of a reputation for flirtatious behaviour, which clearly can make him something of a nuisance, but that is simply an instance of the type of behaviour which comes naturally to any wild animal.

Following his apprehension, and subsequent release by staff at the ground, our high-profile feline friend, when questionned about his welfare, told our investigative reporter: "I'm feline fine."
Deary me. Comedy isn't for you pal.
 
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