Daily Mail journalism at its finest

[bollieboy]

Quoting Sir Michael Take* (aka parody Twitter account) in one of their news reports.

* Micky Take .... get it ? Obviously Daily Mail didn't.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1586870538273804288

 

[glasshalffull]

Got to love this country .

 

[BigHandsOliverKahn]

Another Project Fear warning becomes reality. Well I enjoyed 30 years of a clean Blackpool beach thanks to the EU forcing the UK Government in the courts to clean its own environment up.

Lets hope the next generation don't mind the brown sludge between their toes that you used to get walking along the sands.

 

[1966_and_all_that]

Some on here may think that Sir Michael is joshing at out expense but he is absolutely spot on!
*Lost Seasider mode off*

 

[Mexboroseasider]

Another Project Fear warning becomes reality. Well I enjoyed 30 years of a clean Blackpool beach thanks to the EU forcing the UK Government in the courts to clean its own environment up.

Lets hope the next generation don't mind the brown sludge between their toes that you used to get walking along the sands.

A friend from many years ago told the story of how he was swimming off the Gold Coast and he opened his mouth for a breath only to find a turd floated into it.

The EU stopped all that nonsense.

But I’m happy to see Brexit Britain is made of sterner stuff. And can swallow as many turds as it’s fed.