England v Sri Lanka world cup

[Wizzerboy]

Bloody hell.
The Sri Lankan national anthem lasted longer than Hollands innings against the Aussies yesterday!!

 

[GJJW]

Can we still qualify?

 

[Jaffa_The_Hut]

Can we still qualify?

Yes but need to win all 5 remaining games to have a chance so last chance saloon this match.

 

[SeasideKurt]

Yes but need to win all 5 remaining games to have a chance so last chance saloon this match.

We aren't winning our remaining 5 games.

 

[Jaffa_The_Hut]

We aren't winning our remaining 5 games.

Yer but it’s the hope that keeps us going.

 

[GJJW]

Yes but need to win all 5 remaining games to have a chance so last chance saloon this match.

So that's a no then

 

[Wizzerboy]

We aren't winning our remaining 5 games.

Have you got the numbers for the lottery too

 

[GJJW]

Decent start TBF

 

[Wizzerboy]

Another good start!!

 

[Wizzerboy]

Sri Lanka didn't piss about with the review this time.
Should have had Bairstow plumb too

 

[Jaffa_The_Hut]

Malan hits a big score as often as we see Hallies comet.

 

[Jaffa_The_Hut]

Shocking just shocking pathetic run out.

 

[GJJW]

Stokes doesn't look right to me. Wait for his 100 now
I'm not sure he should have gone if he isn't fit and can't bowl

 

[Jaffa_The_Hut]

And another one.

 

[Jaffa_The_Hut]

And another one.

Will we get to 100.

 

[SeasideKurt]

What an absolute waste of time.

 

[ElBurroSinNombre]

We have just ordered one last drink in the last chance saloon.
There is enough batting and enough overs left to still get a good score here
Moeen to the rescue?

 

[GJJW]

I'm not sure Livingstone is good enough to get a Lancs contract at the mo!

 

[Jaffa_The_Hut]

I’m sure Moeen Ali will knock a ton here just have that feeling.

 

[Chunkylad]

Can we at least make a game of this?

 

[GJJW]

Can we at least make a game of this?

Need at least 250 I reckon

 

[ElBurroSinNombre]

We need a partnership here
It looks like Stokes has got in, Ali hasn't faced many balls yet

 

[Threepeaksphil]

Is it possible to leave the tournament early to avoid more embarrassment

 

[SeasideKurt]

Is this the most embarrassing performance at a world cup by any England cricket side in history?

 

[GJJW]

Is this the most embarrassing performance at a world cup by any England cricket side in history?

I'm afraid so.

 

[Wizzerboy]

After the SA match I said they'd gone from heros to zeros.
Can you get worse than a zero?
Score predictor 199, laughable

 

[Jaffa_The_Hut]

Embarrassing this but then again did anyone expect a win today?

 

[Jaffa_The_Hut]

Is this the most embarrassing performance at a world cup by any England cricket side in history?

100% the fact we got dicked by Afghanistan proves it.

 

[Wizzerboy]

Trying their best to finish bottom of the table

 

[Wizzerboy]

Just seen an advert for India v England at the weekend.
If England can beat lndias bowlers, can beat Indias batters, they still need to beat the crowd.
You could probably get a team out the crowd and England would struggle to win

 

[Wizzerboy]

England record breakers
Lowest 1 day score at this ground
Lowest 1 day score against Sri Lanka

 

[Wizzerboy]

Bloody hell.
The Sri Lankan national anthem lasted longer than Hollands innings against the Aussies yesterday!!

And a darn site longer than England's innings

 

[Dr Hfuhruhurr]

Yes but need to win all 5 remaining games to have a chance so last chance saloon this match.

 

[GJJW]

We can't field either!

 

[P t Barnum]

Time to pension a few off ,that was so shit

 

[Threepeaksphil]

Netherlands above us in the table

 

[Wizaard]

Netherlands above us in the table

Everyone above us in the table