Farage

[Jaffa_The_Hut]

Been offered a big wad of cash to appear on the next episode of I’m a celebrity get me out of here.

He's asking his many hundreds of thousands of followers should he or should he in a poll.

Go for it I’d say Nige just to piss Ollygon off.

 

[ElBurroSinNombre]

He would have to get used to eating bollocks as well as talking bollocks.

 

[April13th1970]

Sounds good to me

Been offered a big wad of cash to appear on the next episode of I’m a celebrity get me out of here.

He's asking his many hundreds of thousands of followers should he or should he in a poll.

Go for it I’d say Nige just to piss Ollygon off.

provided they leave him on the desert island at the end of it with no cellular network or wi-fi, I'll vote for him being there

 

[Jaffa_The_Hut]

He would have to get used to eating bollocks as well as talking bollocks.

Sounds like it’s just not Ollygon he’s pissing off.

 

[Archibald Knox]

Apparently he’s been offered a million quid to take part. If true, that’s what will decide it for him, not what his supporters think.

But his opponents will take great pleasure in voting for him to do every horrible trial and eat every bushtucker meal there is. And not vote him out to keep the torture going. Just as they did with Hancock.

And will they allow him to take a carton of cigarettes into the jungle? That’s the balance for Farage’s choice.

 

[poolseasider]

Apparently he’s been offered a million quid to take part. If true, that’s what will decide it for him, not what his supporters think.

But his opponents will take great pleasure in voting for him to do every horrible trial and eat every bushtucker meal there is. And not vote him out to keep the torture going. Just as they did with Hancock.

And that's why he'll be getting a million quid those text messages to vote ain't free.

 

[Jaffa_The_Hut]

And that's why he'll be getting a million quid those text messages to vote ain't free.

He’s never looked back since NatWest bank shit on him.

 

[1966_and_all_that]

Low brow telly for a low brow politician. It'd suit him.

 

[April13th1970]

I believe his wife is German

"Ruddy foreigners, coming over here stealing our xenophobes"

 

[Matesrates]

How do I get on the show, I’ll eat canals bollocks for a million quid

 

[1966_and_all_that]

How do I get on the show, I’ll eat canals bollocks for a million quid

You learn something new. Any canal in particular?....The Bridgewater, Leeds-Liverpool, the Grand Union perhaps?

 

[Wizaard]

I believe his wife is German

"Ruddy foreigners, coming over here stealing our xenophobes"

As is his passport. Not for him all the inconvenience of Brexit border delays.

 

[tangerine.com]

Low brow telly for a low brow politician. It'd suit him.

I'm def low brow because I luv it.

 

[tangerine.com]

You learn something new. Any canal in particular?....The Bridgewater, Leeds-Liverpool, the Grand Union perhaps?

Not sure I'd drink the canal water for a million quid.

 

[1966_and_all_that]

I'm def low brow because I luv it.

No offence t.com. My mother was a huge fan but I just don't get the attraction.

 

[Ollygon]

Been offered a big wad of cash to appear on the next episode of I’m a celebrity get me out of here.

He's asking his many hundreds of thousands of followers should he or should he in a poll.

Go for it I’d say Nige just to piss Ollygon off.

No problem for me.

I'll get I'm touch with one of my contacts in the Production Team.

I'll ask him to introduce some highly venomous spiders to Garage's underpants.

That'll wipe the smug look off his face. Make great TV viewing too.

 

[tangerine.com]

No offence t.com. My mother was a huge fan but I just don't get the attraction.

No offence taken.