Farts: are they funny?

[Graves]

Not that we’re ‘all grown up’. Discuss.

 

[Newholland]

Not that we’re ‘all grown up’. Discuss.

Certainly plenty of old ones post on here....

 

[Trammo]

I like dropping them in supermarket aisles and hearing the gasps of horror from shoppers as the stench hits their nostrils.

 

[Old_Laytonian]

Wet ones aren't

 

[TheRealKingKenny]

There was once about six of us in a room getting a bollocking off a teacher who said “your attitude stinks” and one of the lads immediately let off the loudest fart.

Still makes me chuckle to this day, the teachers head nearly exploded whilst we erupted in laughter.

 

[Macseasider]

I think they are naturally funny. My little lad giggles when he trumps without having had any encouragement.

Nature having a laugh definitely.

Unless you suffered gassing from the West Stand phantom farter.....................

 

[Tangerine10]

Priceless thread, love it
Must have been a gift from the gods
Your little lad laughing nails it for me Mac

 

[Gods honest truth]

I like dropping them in supermarket aisles and hearing the gasps of horror from shoppers as the stench hits their nostrils.

I once sprayed a tin of fart spray around the till area of a large supermarket, within minutes the shop manager and maintenance was called to check out the area and the air conditioning .

 

[TangerineSeasider]

Enough said

 

[Fatboy]

At a golf club AGM, a pal of mine brought a fart box and placed it in a council members jacket pocket and periodically pressed the button . I nearly pissed myself . You could see people looking in the direction of the victim and trying their best not to laugh . Hilarious.

 

[look.its.luke]

No funnier way to annoy the missus.

 

[glasshalffull]

I can think of a few that weren’t funny.

 

[585 = never give up]

Farts are naturally funny & there's a female anthropology professor who after a 20 year study has written a book on the subject - Kirsten Bell "Silent But Deadly"
I was once in a school chemistry lesson in the early 70's, we asked Beryl Burton, our female teacher if it was true that you could light a fart. She then encouraged one of my mates to lay on his back the workbench (pants on of course), put his legs in the air & when he let rip, she ignited it with a lit a bunsen burner - it was like a flame thrower and hilarious. This was the most that I learnt about chemistry!
I can't imagine this experiment being done in today's schools

 

[Trammo]

Farts are naturally funny & there's a female anthropology professor who after a 20 year study has written a book on the subject - Kirsten Bell "Silent But Deadly"
I was once in a school chemistry lesson in the early 70's, we asked Beryl Burton, our female teacher if it was true that you could light a fart. She then encouraged one of my mates to lay on his back the workbench (pants on of course), put his legs in the air & when he let rip, she ignited it with a lit a bunsen burner - it was like a flame thrower and hilarious. This was the most that I learnt about chemistry!
I can't imagine this experiment being done in today's schools

Beryl Burton the greatest British female cyclist ever?

 

[JJpool]

For some reason can only watch 1st one on YouTube.

 

[tangerine_neil]

Better out than in.
Hold them back and you absorb them into your body.

 

[585 = never give up]

Beryl Burton the greatest British female cyclist ever?

She was Trammo, but our chemistry teacher was built more like the shot putter teacher in the film Matilda

 

[Davepick]

We find our own farts funny, but everyone else' are awful.

 

[Davepick]

For some reason can only watch 1st one on YouTube.

I've done better ones than those.