Football managers who look like they should be doing other jobs

[mull]

Thomas tuchel ( Chelsea) Alpine skier
Fat Sam crisp vending machine restocker
Karl Robinson... Binman
Sean Dyche..... Voice coach
Gareth Ainsworth... Heavy metal rock God
Harry Redknapp.. Door to door second hand shoe salesman
Etc. Etc. OK lads, I'm sure you get the gist. Let your imagination run riot and fill ya boots

 

[Tangerine 77]

Steve Evans, Weight watchers consultant

 

[tangysider]

Thomas tuchel ( Chelsea) Alpine skier
Fat Sam crisp vending machine restocker
Karl Robinson... Binman
Sean Dyche..... Voice coach
Gareth Ainsworth... Heavy metal rock God
Harry Redknapp.. Door to door second hand shoe salesman
Etc. Etc. OK lads, I'm sure you get the gist. Let your imagination run riot and fill ya boots

Harry Redknapp is a tax adviser surely?

 

[dodgy_surname]

Critch
Mastermind finalist ️

 

[Levi501]

Carlo Ancelotti: Cold War Russian President.
Allardyce: High Street butcher.
Diego Simeone:Columbian drug baron.
Steve Bruce: Boxing Coach.
Joachim Löw: The 6th Beatle(After George Best the 5th)
Er, that’s it for now.

 

[Wizaard]

Fat Sam second hand car dealer

 

[TOON Seasider]

Sean Dyche - nightclub bouncer
Roy Hodgeson - vicar
Sam Allardyce - pub landlord
Jurgen Klopp - dentist
Brendan Rodgers - used car salesman

 

[GTFsTwinBrother]

Simon Grayson. Area manager for the north west for Rentokil

 

[clappers]

Steve Evans...Head chef at Greasy Joes
Neil Critchley...Chief Scout
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.....paperboy

 

[Love BFC🍊]

Joey Barton. Wrestler
Simon Grayson. Hair transplant specialist
Mick McCarthy director of slimming world
Sam Allardyce. Chief executive at weight watchers

 

[Willie Mcgrotty]

David Moyes. Owl impersonator
Wayne Rooney. Journeyman boxer
Jose Mourinho. Undertaker

 

[Suddick's Ghost]

Frankie McEvoy. Alcoholic chippy owner.

 

[TangerineBear]

Eddie Howe - PE teacher
Michael Appleton - costcutter shop assistant manager
Marco Bielsa - Regional fraud prevention agency manager

 

[Farm1924x]

Thomas Tuchel - mad scientist
Michael Appleton - nightclub security
Lee Johnson - ‘Only Way is Essex’ extra
John Coleman - drug cartel kingpin
Zinedine Zidane - dodgy French politician

 

[The Merry Stripes]

Marcelo Bielsa (Leeds) - Potty trainer

Neil Warnock - Face lift and wig specialist

 

[CGP1]

Steve Evans, stunt double to Jabba the Hut. Or if he's no fan of sci-fi, a Florida Manatee.

 

[Wizaard]

Joey Barton. Shit Elvis impersonator

 

[Loco]

Nuno Espírito Santo - waiter
Mikel Arteta - F1 driver
Frank Lampard - Croupier

 

[Dave62]

Ole gunnar solskjaer - management accountant
David Moyes - car park attendant
Mikel Arteta - gents hair sylist
Graham Potter - maths teacher

 

[mull]

Scott Parker... Gimlet eyed contract killer

 

[Sooty59]

Thomas Tuchel - hired assassin
Sean Dyche, Michael Appleton - nightclub bouncers.
Gareth Southgate - Presenter for a boring Sunday morning religious program.
Carlo Ancelotti - Spitting image puppet.
Neil Warnock - 70's style stand up comedian.
Sam Allardyce - used car salesman.

 

[Trademark]

Joey Barton actually plays fergie in still game fookin fact omundo.

 

[OhSitDown]

Steve Bruce - Cabbage Patch Doll model

 

[FlytoKavala]

Daniel Farke - Yo Yo demonstrator.

 

[onlyonepool]

Alex Neil Chief Advisor to Boris Johnson