Footballer with most unusual but quite cool name

[mull]

For me it has to be Sunderland's Max. Power.
I wonder if Max is actually short for Maximum Power?
Does he have a younger, less good brother called Minimum?
If his dad was called Maurice and his mum Maureen then they could collectively be known as MoMo Power.
Sister Madeline would obviously be the crazy one in the family and she'd be errm Power Mad!
Think my triple strength Horlicks is finally kicking in now. Zzzzzzz

 

[Alf]

For me it has to be Sunderland's Max. Power.
I wonder if Max is actually short for Maximum Power?
Does he have a younger, less good brother called Minimum?
If his dad was called Maurice and his mum Maureen then they could collectively be known as MoMo Power.
Sister Madeline would obviously be the crazy one in the family and she'd be errm Power Mad!
Think my triple strength Horlicks is finally kicking in now. Zzzzzzz

Jay Bird

 

[BobHatton]

Imre Varadi was quite a cool name but his missus was even better..















Olive!















Should I get me coat?

 

[Ockers]

I always wanted us to sign Danny Invincible a good few years back

 

[Ockers]

And let's not forget our own Danny Shittu

 

[Gordon62]

I think he was ex Newcastle called Paul Cannell

 

[Dumfriestangerine]

Dutch footballer Denzel Dumfries, I wonder if he has got links to my area,he might be eligible to play for Scotland

 

[HighfieldSeasider]

Ex Chelsea youth player who has played for Welling, Wrexham and Dover called Nortei Nortey.
There's also a Belgian player called Mark De Man, which I always thought was a very apt name for a footballer.

 

[Dave62]

Arce fue presentado oficialmente como DT de la albirroja - .::Agencia IP::.

Asunción, IP.- El Presidente de la Asociación Paraguaya de Fútbol (APF), Robert Harrison, presentó este sábado, en conferencia de prensa, al nuevo director técnico de la Selección Paraguaya de Fútbol Absoluta, Francisco “Chiqui” Arce. La conferencia tuvo lugar en AlbiRóga (Ypané). Francisco...

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[Chunkylad]

Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink

Sounds like a warrior straight out of Game of Thrones

 

[Codofthenorth]

Glasgow born Carlo Monti always stood out as name that was penned in the wrong order at birth. His name has been around the Scottish circuit of League and Junior footy for a good while, must be retired by now.

 

[tangerinenotorange]

Mark de Man

I bet he didn't know whether the coach was calling him or giving tactical instructions

 

[The Merry Stripes]

Max Power name doesn't seem as cool when you find out
he was actually named after his parents dog

 

[NewburyOne]

Rod Fanny is my personal favourite.

 

[Dumfriestangerine]

Ex Chelsea youth player who has played for Welling, Wrexham and Dover called Nortei Nortey.
There's also a Belgian player called Mark De Man, which I always thought was a very apt name for a footballer.

NorteyHe's playing for my home town team queen of the south now.

 

[BigHandsOliverKahn]

Ces Podd

 

[GrahamwantshisOates]

Mason Mount

 

[Davepick]

Arce fue presentado oficialmente como DT de la albirroja - .::Agencia IP::.

Asunción, IP.- El Presidente de la Asociación Paraguaya de Fútbol (APF), Robert Harrison, presentó este sábado, en conferencia de prensa, al nuevo director técnico de la Selección Paraguaya de Fútbol Absoluta, Francisco “Chiqui” Arce. La conferencia tuvo lugar en AlbiRóga (Ypané). Francisco...

www.ip.gov.py

'The President of the Paraguayan Football Association, Robert Harrison'.
Doesn't sound very Paraguayan.

 

[BobHatton]

It's hard to go past Stefan Kuntz though..

 

[mull]

It's hard to go past Stefan Kuntz though..

Is that because he's a hard as nails, take no nonsense central defender?

 

[Plumbs]

Is that because he's a hard as nails, take no nonsense central defender?

You'd have bet your house on him signing for Man Ure, given he'd be playing in front of all those fans with the same name as him.

 

[Wizaard]

It's hard to go past Stefan Kuntz though..

In the running for the vacant German job

 

[Eternaloptimist]

Jay Jay Ococha. That is a cool name

Precious McKenzie. Oops, it’s not football related, sorry.