FRIDAY JOKES

A mate has two tickets for the Euro 2020 final but he didn't realise when he bought them that it was going to be the same day as his wedding, so he can't go.

If you know anyone who might be interested in going instead of him, it's at St Thomas's Church, St Annes, and her name is Sarah.
 
Harry Kane was that confident of beating the jocks on his own he told the others they could have the night off.
The squad watched the first 10 minutes in the pub as Kane scored after 8 minutes.
They celebrated that much they failed to watch the rest of the match.
Stirling suggested that someone check on the final score.
England 1(Kane 8) Scotland 1(Jocky McShagnasty 89)
They all rush back to Wembley to see Kane in tears in the changing room.
Sorry lads I let you down.
No no you drew with the Jocks and they only got the draw with a last minute goal.
Kane said it should never had happened if I hadn't been sent off in the 10th minute!!
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Noirpool_FC said:
My missus asked me this morning what do i love more, her or football. I said to her open your legs and i'll show you......... So i nutmegged her.
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On a similar theme, my missus said "You love Blackpool FC more than you love me".

I replied "I love PNE more than I love you"
 
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