Good Friday Joke

A passenger in a taxi heading for the airport leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking drive said "Are you OK?, I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."

The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, Its entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."
 
Got this on WhatsApp earlier and made me laugh 🫣

Make sure you open the pic 🤦🏻
 

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CAGU said:
Just before Christmas I lent my best mate £15000 for cosmetic surgery and a face lift. I can't get it back off him now because I don't know what he looks like.
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*Thick one off The Vicar of Dibley mode on*

Well, he's not a very good mate then.
 
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