Half-times to be 25 mins.

HT of 25 mins, ok, but cut the 90 mins down to 60 with a break inbetween each half of a half, lets call them “quarters”. Introduce rolling substitutes, highten the goalposts and award 1 goal if you get the ball over it and 3 goals below it. Make all pitches 100yds long and divide them into 10 “down” areas etc. etc. Going to the match love, will be back on Monday…….
 
When I first started going to Bloomfield Rd, the game would finish at 4.40. I'd be picking up a Green by 5.15 in Talbot Square.
Did exactly the same except the green was bought either outside WHS or inside....feeling outside. Graham Kelly was oft to be seen buying it too.

Mind you them wert (sorry Brett impression practice), cough, those were the days where little injury time was added on- a broken leg usually meant 30s.
 
HT of 25 mins, ok, but cut the 90 mins down to 60 with a break inbetween each half of a half, lets call them “quarters”. Introduce rolling substitutes, highten the goalposts and award 1 goal if you get the ball over it and 3 goals below it. Make all pitches 100yds long and divide them into 10 “down” areas etc. etc. Going to the match love, will be back on Monday…….
That would certainly help Cardiff this season. They're built like linebackers
 
Fuck that for a game of soldiers.

I'd rather they went back to the 12 minute half time.
It has never been 12. It was 10 before they changed it.

25 minutes would mean that without any added time a night game would finish at 9.40 - far too late. Go back to 7.30 kick offs and 10 minute intervals - a 9.10 finish. What Super Bowl entertainment do we need on a Tuesday night in February when we’re freezing cold?
 
Add in the additional 6-7 minutes we usually have to play and the useless policing and we might just get away from Bloomfield road by bedtime.
 
I’m much more interested in possible rule changes that allow a tap kick in as an option to a throw in or a tap free kick etc. The taker would tap the ball to himself or choose to take throw-in/ free kick the conventional way.
 
Don't be too sure Mac. The powers of greed and self interest will sneak it up. Hot daaaawg and shitty Bud lite anyone? 😗
Looking forward to cheerleader pyramids and broken legs again.

Followed by a windscreen fitting race on the pitch.

A zorb ball race at a push, so to speak.

Good times. Proper half time entertainment.
 
What a load of bollocks, the 25 mins story idea not the pic above....
 
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Looking forward to cheerleader pyramids and broken legs again.

Followed by a windscreen fitting race on the pitch.

A zorb ball race at a push, so to speak.

Good times. Proper half time entertainment.
Don't forget the foam rubber giants 😂
 
Why don’t we change the shape of the ball whilst we are at it?
Let’s go for a red triangle. Instead of goals we can have a big vulva shape at both ends

Stop being utter utter wankers and leave well alone.
Every holes a goal
 
FFS...may as well split matches into three lots of 30 minutes too, so that TV can put tons of adverts on.
WHAT A FARCE.
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Edited....Also, when trainers have to run on to attend injuries, stick loud droning music on so that you can't hear the fans reaction.
 
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Funny 😄 This post ! You can go down to the bars on any match day 10 mins before half time and they are rammed, people drinking pints and yapping, why do they bother ? Bloke next to me in the west, is always Late for kickoff goes for toilet breaks, late back in the 2nd half , goes before the end and to top it off , him and his mates are like statues most of the game ! Only in their forties also 🤔
 
The International Football Association Board (IFAB) can go F*** themselves.
Have they nothing better to do than look at things they don't understand?
Probably another meeting where one said, 'Well, we've nowt on the agenda for this meeting. We'll just have to dream something up.' 😾
 
Did exactly the same except the green was bought either outside WHS or inside....feeling outside. Graham Kelly was oft to be seen buying it too.

Mind you them wert (sorry Brett impression practice), cough, those were the days where little injury time was added on- a broken leg usually meant 30s.
Gerrimoff ! There's nowt wrong with 'im.
 
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