HOW DO I DELETE MY ACCOUNT?

[nolongeractive]

Administrators have ignored 3 previous requests

 

[Scaramanga]

Don’t blame you.

 

[Lytham_fy8]

You can't, it's on page 12 of the Terms and Conditions, your home may also be repossessed if you do not keep up with the postings.

 

[BFC_BFC_BFC]

Just don’t post it’s not difficult you big drama queen!

 

[Scaramanga]

Better listen to him, he carries weight on here as cancel culture moderator.

 

[Trammo]

Most websites have a self delete account facility but not on here for some reason......

 

[TheRealKingKenny]

Go to AVFTT headquarters at the top of the tower, they'll sort you out.

 

[Come on the Pool!]

Administrators have ignored 3 previous requests

Don't go on anymore . Problem sorted

 

[BigHandsOliverKahn]

Try SQL injection.

 

[nolongeractive]

Just don’t post it’s not difficult you big drama queen!

It tells me to contact admin if i wish to delete the account

 

[Lytham_fy8]

I think you have to visit The Muckers Top Brass (c) and they decide your fate.

Good luck.

 

[Lala]

You can't, it's on page 12 of the Terms and Conditions, your home may also be repossessed if you do not keep up with the postings.

Funny as

 

[nolongeractive]

Surely We are not all trapped on here in perpetuity? This is surreal. How does anybody sleep easy in their beds?

 

[nolongeractive]

Just don’t post it’s not difficult you big drama queen!

I am not big.

 

[Lytham_fy8]

Funny as

Not for Basil and Plumbs, one week they went without posting, they're now ironically living in the same cardboard box under Layton railway bridge.

 

[Lytham_fy8]

Surely We are not all trapped on here in perpetuity? This is surreal. How does anybody sleep easy in their beds?

By self medicating.

 

[Lala]

1) Change your password to something so random that once you’ve input it the times required to change it and verify, usually 2, you will never be able to remember it without writing it down.

2) Don’t write it down.

That’s how I got myself off Facebook years ago You have to box clever when trying to escape

 

[Lala]

Not for Basil and Plumbs, one week they went without posting, they're now ironically living in the same cardboard box under Layton railway bridge.

 

[Lala]

Surely We are not all trapped on here in perpetuity? This is surreal. How does anybody sleep easy in their beds?

We don’t

 

[dodgy_surname]

Very difficult to delete porn sites when your Mrs is on your case

 

[nolongeractive]

Try SQL injection.

It takes 3 or 3 weeks to learn it says on google

 

[Bispham_Seasider]

Depends what account you want to delete? If it is your bank account, you do so by providing me with your full account details, passwords etc. Then I will delete it for you.

 

[Gazboro]

Why delete your account its a good crack on here some funny posters
Maybe its a nobber in disguise ?

 

[AngelBFC]

Once you’re in you’re in.

As a previous poster indicates you need to make contact with the Top Brass.

They may grant you justice but someday and that day may never come they may call upon you to do a service for them .

 

[Lala]

It takes 3 or 3 weeks to learn it says on google

Actually stick around, you sound like fun

 

[Lytham_fy8]

Once you’re in you’re in.

As a previous poster indicates you need to make contact with the Top Brass.

They may grant you justice but someday and that day may never come they may call upon you to do a service for them .

'You remember many years ago you came to me for a favour? I told you I may ask you for help in return, well I'm afraid that day has come and I do not ask this favour lightly, we need someone to hand out flyers outside of the West from 2pm to 3pm next Saturday....'

 

[avftt_admin]

Account deleted and not entirely sure who this individual was but we haven’t received any correspondence from them. We have a mail system on here if anyone ever wants to get in touch.

 

[BFC_BFC_BFC]

Account deleted and not entirely sure who this individual was but we haven’t received any correspondence from them. We have a mail system on here if anyone ever wants to get in touch.

So nolongeractive is nologeractive then…

 

[TSSeasider]

You can log out, but you can't leave...

Hotel AVFTT

 

[Jaffa_The_Hut]

Christ this is some flounce.

 

[Lytham_fy8]

Christ this is some flounce.

Nah, we all used to flounce far more dramatically than this back in t'day. I've done it 14 times.

 

[Eventhepenguins]

Shame...I got here too late. I was going to remind him this isn't Heathrow...one doesn't have to announce one's departure...just Fuck Off!!

 

[the_dog]

Bet nolongeractive wishes he’d not said anything - made a tit of himself and now can’t reply

 

[Lytham_fy8]

Shame, he seemed like a nice fella.

 

[Towerpower99]

I miss him already…..

 

[BFC_BFC_BFC]

Nah, we all used to flounce far more dramatically than this back in t'day. I've done it 14 times.

“That’s it - I’M OFF”

 

[Steb]

This is one of the strangest things I’ve read

 

[Eventhepenguins]

I've just been catching up on a few posts on here. I don't think nolongersexuallyactive is going to be sorely missed

 

[Cable Cat]

Knock Knock
Who's there
Nolongeractive
Nolongeractive Who?
That's AVFTT for you

 

[FedoraExplorer]

Awaits registration of nolongeractiveReborn or nolongeractiveDeux

 

[Lala]

This is one of the strangest things I’ve read

You haven’t been posting for long enough then

 

[JJpool]

How do I delete someone else's account? I have emailed the mods 7 times and nothing back.

 

[dodgy_surname]

This is one of the strangest things I’ve read

You never read the hobbit on acid. Toking **

 

[onlyonepool]

I believe he's now on his way to Portmeirion.

 

[1966_and_all_that]

You can check out any time you like but.....

 

[Josuah98]

I’ve arranged an exit interview at Armfields tomorroW, turn up at 1:00 and ask for Admin at the bar.

 

[berthalovelybertha]

Shame the account was deleted before we learnt whether it took 3 or 3 weeks.

 

[Old_Laytonian]

Weirdo

 

[TimperleyTangerine]

But they will still read the board, quite likely this thread right now, getting more annoyed that they can’t respond. It must be torture, so much so that they will re-register under another name and email.

Very strange!

 

[dodgy_surname]

Stick to what you know and take it on the computer chin️