If animals had google?

Seasider1

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If animals had an equivalent to Google what questions do you think your pets or other animals would want answered???
Dogs might want to know " Why don't humans sniff each other's butt's?".
 
How would the animals plug their charges in......Polar Bears have really big paws
Most of them would have trouble with those really small connectors and getting the plug in the sockets.

How's a sloth going to tap......P.O.R.N into his laptop......and what happens when it asks his age.....a Sloth is fully grown by 3 years
He would never get on SlothMILF's.com...not without some help.....Probably from those Monkeys.......Perverts, the lot of them.
 
I reckon cats would be googling "how to get ten lives" followed quickly by "how to dispose of a human body without getting caught" (evil little feckers).

As for dogs, there would be no level of depravity that they would reach as they're already into all sorts of 'brown' games as it is.
 
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