If Heckinbottom was called....

JJpool

JJpool

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Pepinkloppom would people want him more? 🤪

But seriously is his name alone enough to put you off? Doesn't sound exciting or inspiring does it....
 
If he was called Javier Camparoni then I would be inclined to give him a go, but pepinkloppom is nearly as bad as heckingbottom...
 
Not bothered what he's called, he was a disaster at his last club, his successor turned it round with the same players
 
Tangerinemoss said:
Not bothered what he's called, he was a disaster at his last club, his successor turned it round with the same players
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Yeah doesnt help he doesn't seem that great anyway, but he doesn't even sound inspiring and the fact it might be a Mansfords mate type appointment... well....

BFC_BFC_BFC said:
If he was called Javier Camparoni then I would be inclined to give him a go, but pepinkloppom is nearly as bad as heckingbottom...
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It's pretty bad, but one hell of a tactician.

BFC_BFC_BFC said:
Not many, I think he may be the only one left in the UK
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Probably the last of his kind and hes looking for a mate. The extinction is probably due to generations of confusion by taking it up the bottom....
 
I'd imagine Deed Poll has played a significant roll in the demise of the Heckingbottom's to be honest...There's very few signs of them in the Phone Book and even the ones that do exist answer the phone as 'Heckingbowtham' and hope for the best.
 
Didn't we once have a Goodwilie - thought 'Goodwillie now at Blackpool' might have attracted a few more 😁
 
Imagine if the Goodwillie's & the Heckingbottom's spawned offspring together & went down the double barrel surname route....
 
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