In these stormy times...

Lytham_fy8

Lytham_fy8

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Can we at least spare a thought for our old acquaintance Joffrey, he just spent his giro on some new roof felt for the shed after last week's storm and reports are coming in that the sellotape didn't hold and he's currently shivering under a tarpaulin next to the compost bags and old TVR top hoses while begging Vicki to at least let him in for a hot chocolate, no funny business like.

There but for the grace of God, a bowl haircut and a fly tipping conviction...
 
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Lytham_fy8 said:
Can we at least spare a thought for our old acquaintance Joffrey, he just spent his giro on some new roof felt for the shed after last week's storm and reports are coming in that the sellotape didn't hold and he's currently shivering under a tarpaulin next to the compost bags and old TVR top hoses while begging Kim to at least let him in for a hot chocolate, no funny business like.

There but for the grace of God, a bowl haircut and a fly tipping conviction...
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Lytham,was it deffo cellotape...I heard it was blu-tak..I might be wrong 😁
 
Sorry, can’t believe all that.

I’m not sure if you are aware, but Joffrey was a joiner, before he got into the pig business.
 
Towerpower99 said:
Lytham,was it deffo cellotape...I heard it was blu-tak..I might be wrong 😁
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He ran out of Blu Tak putting up some bargain bin wallpaper to make the shed more welcoming.

He still looks forward to Tuesdays though when Vicki is out and he can run the extension from the kitchen to plug in his three bar fire for an hour, proper cosey.
 
Lytham_fy8 said:
He ran out of Blu Tak putting up some bargain bin wallpaper to make the shed more welcoming.

He still looks forward to Tuesdays though when Vicki is out and he can run the extension from the kitchen to plug in his three bar fire for an hour, proper cosey.
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Is the 3 bar fire to keep his moobs warm ? don't want him suffering nipple chaff 😀
 
Guess that will be another Court case then - Oyston v Seddon’s Sheds - Dickens (not Clement) is going to use this in one of his plot lines in Bleak House (how appropriate!)
 
Apparently he's happier than he's ever been. He's completely self sufficient, and doesn't have to pretend to like any of his family any more. And is in regular contact with his old mate Ian Holloway.
 
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