INJURIES WARRANT URGENT PROBE

paulco

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Disproportionate serious casualties demand independent scrutiny.

Training and physiotherapy need oversight to investigate any problems.

Immmediate checks must proceed, amid efforts to avert further losses.

The squad cannot afford more crocks.

Failure to act may not only harm this season's outcome, but next term.
 
Disproportionate serious casualties demand independent scrutiny.

Training and physiotherapy need oversight to investigate any problems.

Immmediate checks must proceed, amid efforts to avert further losses.

The squad cannot afford more crocks.

Failure to act may not only harm this season's outcome, but next term.
This reads like a phishing-scam email.
 
Disproportionate serious casualties demand independent scrutiny.

Training and physiotherapy need oversight to investigate any problems.

Immmediate checks must proceed, amid efforts to avert further losses.

The squad cannot afford more crocks.

Failure to act may not only harm this season's outcome, but next term.
Wow trying to make a fuss about an occupational hazard 🧐🧐🧐

There are deeper puddles on the footpath when it rains.

What a pile of 💩
 
Disproportionate fake journalist demands independent scrutiny.

Paragraphs and punctuation need oversight to investigate many problems.

Immmediate checks must proceed, amid efforts to prevent extra letters.

The board cannot afford more c***s.

Failure to act may not only harm this season's board, but the sanity of the poster.
 
Disproportionate serious casualties demand independent scrutiny.

Training and physiotherapy need oversight to investigate any problems.

Immmediate checks must proceed, amid efforts to avert further losses.

The squad cannot afford more crocks.

Failure to act may not only harm this season's outcome, but next term.

Piss poor hack frustrated by recent results.

Hits upon novel new angle to manufacture criticism.

Commitment to sentences written like headlines continues.

Ability to do otherwise clearly absent.

Paragraphs and subordinate clauses beyond his scope.

Promotion may lead to complete breakdown.

Let's all hope so.
 
Oh dear what can the matter be...

Poor old Paulco’s got locked in his lavatory...

He’s been there from Monday to Saturday...

Thinking of what crap to write.

.....he must clearly be suffering from verbal diarrhoea.
 
Oh dear what can the matter be...

Poor old Paulco’s got locked in his lavatory...

He’s been there from Monday to Saturday...

Thinking of what crap to write.

.....he must clearly be suffering from verbal diarrhoea.
Not really, he's just a massive bell end.
 
Yeah and I’m sure nobody on the BFC staff has considered that
Of course they are, but that doesn't make the OP's view wrong. You can always go further with the analysis- City have just hired 4 astro-physics for improved data gathering!
 
Piss poor hack frustrated by recent results.

Hits upon novel new angle to manufacture criticism.

Commitment to sentences written like headlines continues.

Ability to do otherwise clearly absent.

Paragraphs and subordinate clauses beyond his scope.

Promotion may lead to complete breakdown.

Let's all hope so.
That is one of the best things I have ever read on here. 👏
 
Disproportionate serious casualties demand independent scrutiny.

Training and physiotherapy need oversight to investigate any problems.

Immmediate checks must proceed, amid efforts to avert further losses.

The squad cannot afford more crocks.

Failure to act may not only harm this season's outcome, but next term.
Yes Mein Herr
 
Why do you post like a robot ?, serious question, I don't get it.
 
God is he back.

If he got stuck in the bog, he had a dictionary and a thesaurus in with him
 
Disproportionate serious casualties demand independent scrutiny.

Training and physiotherapy need oversight to investigate any problems.

Immmediate checks must proceed, amid efforts to avert further losses.

The squad cannot afford more crocks.

Failure to act may not only harm this season's outcome, but next term.
Great points and hopefully San Marino can turn things around and crack that first qualification.
 
The o/p is of course a WUM but it would be interesting to know how many injuries are caused by the opposition and how many are muscle type injuries that might???? be avoidable. We also need a niggling injury specialist to sort Big Gary out
 
The o/p is of course a WUM but it would be interesting to know how many injuries are caused by the opposition and how many are muscle type injuries that might???? be avoidable. We also need a niggling injury specialist to sort Big Gary out
Which is my overriding point really. People dismissed the post on the posters name, not by disagreeing with the content.

I'm sure analysis is going on, but how much and how deep?? There are analytical methods out there, but I assume they are expensive.
 
With the coaching set up we now have all having experience at top flight clubs, I see no reason why potential issues which may be causing injuries wouldn't be being investigated.

As has been said, constant Saturday/Tuesday/Saturday fixtures will be the root of this.
 
He's got a point though.

The reasons behind the injuries need to be looked at and see if there is something that can be done to improve it.

Common sense.

Give over.

He only posts manufactured criticism and he's just invented something as he can't have a go at results. And you make it worse by giving it credence. I'm sure you're posting in good faith. He isn't.
 
Disproportionate serious casualties demand independent scrutiny.

Training and physiotherapy need oversight to investigate any problems.

Immmediate checks must proceed, amid efforts to avert further losses.

The squad cannot afford more crocks.

Failure to act may not only harm this season's outcome, but next term.
Fuck off
 
Give over.

He only posts manufactured criticism and he's just invented something as he can't have a go at results. And you make it worse by giving it credence. I'm sure you're posting in good faith. He isn't.
Is the question not valid?

I don't give a monkey's about the reasoning.
 
When Klopp arrived at Liverpool they had numerous hamstrings, calf injuries. They were not fit enough to play his way. Gradually they got there. We started poorly and improved over the season, partly because of physical condition. We are the best team in the league without the ball, but it will create injuries. Stop working, stop getting results. Andy Lonergan went as 3rd choice keeper and said training was a culture shock, but after a while he was fitter than he had ever been in a long career. I guess our manager learnt alot in his time at Liverpool.
 
Disproportionate serious casualties demand independent scrutiny.

Training and physiotherapy need oversight to investigate any problems.

Immmediate checks must proceed, amid efforts to avert further losses.

The squad cannot afford more crocks.

Failure to act may not only harm this season's outcome, but next term.
Paulco's occasional outings on the board are always a treat. But who is he? He's more mysterious than "H". Is there a hidden clue in the extra "m"? 🤨 🤣
 
Disproportionate serious casualties demand independent scrutiny.

Training and physiotherapy need oversight to investigate any problems.

Immmediate checks must proceed, amid efforts to avert further losses.

The squad cannot afford more crocks.

Failure to act may not only harm this season's outcome, but next term.
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Disproportionate serious casualties demand independent scrutiny.

Training and physiotherapy need oversight to investigate any problems.

Immmediate checks must proceed, amid efforts to avert further losses.

The squad cannot afford more crocks.

Failure to act may not only harm this season's outcome, but next term.
Nothing to do with playing every Tuesday and Saturday then, after starting the season 6 weeks late? Nothing to do with the standard of training and physio.

ACL Virtue
Broken metatarsal CJ
Groin strain Madine
Stewart injured after a horrendous challenge.

For example
 
Tony Parr clearly has a lot to answer for

Injury problems, goals conceded,global famine, climate change.

He's just a menace .
 
Ace reporter paulco to the rescue! Another world beating exclusive for the front page of the Daily Melt!

Once again your finely tuned journo nose for the non-story behind the story has us all beat. We simply must find out why players are getting injured playing competitive matches of a physical sport in a season with a compressed fixture list. You've obviously seen behind the myth that professional footballers get injured on the pitch and have seen a darker power at work.

But who, pray tell dear paulco, should undertake this vital independent investigation? Should we call the PFA hotline? Or perhaps send a telegram to the EFL? Put Panorama on the case? Get Stacey Dooley in?

Come on paulco, only you can save the club, the season and the sport entire!
 
Is the question not valid?

I don't give a monkey's about the reasoning.
...jeez...maybe there is a new cult...”the wise words of Paulco” the guru.

injuries happen in a competitive sport, even in training....ask Tony Green...

...and they aren’t confined to football either.
 
Disproportionate fake journalist demands independent scrutiny.

Paragraphs and punctuation need oversight to investigate many problems.

Immmediate checks must proceed, amid efforts to prevent extra letters.

The board cannot afford more c***s.

Failure to act may not only harm this season's board, but the sanity of the poster.
👍😂😂😂
 
Piss poor hack frustrated by recent results.

Hits upon novel new angle to manufacture criticism.

Commitment to sentences written like headlines continues.

Ability to do otherwise clearly absent.

Paragraphs and subordinate clauses beyond his scope.

Promotion may lead to complete breakdown.

Let's all hope so.
😂😂👏👏
 
Disproportionate serious casualties demand independent scrutiny.

Training and physiotherapy need oversight to investigate any problems.

Immmediate checks must proceed, amid efforts to avert further losses.

The squad cannot afford more crocks.

Failure to act may not only harm this season's outcome, but next term.
Bell End finds keyboard again

Fans demand answers as to who this Cnut is

Department of Work and Pensions request evidence of attempts to find a proper job

Nothing Published of Note
 
Ace reporter paulco to the rescue! Another world beating exclusive for the front page of the Daily Melt!

Once again your finely tuned journo nose for the non-story behind the story has us all beat. We simply must find out why players are getting injured playing competitive matches of a physical sport in a season with a compressed fixture list. You've obviously seen behind the myth that professional footballers get injured on the pitch and have seen a darker power at work.

But who, pray tell dear paulco, should undertake this vital independent investigation? Should we call the PFA hotline? Or perhaps send a telegram to the EFL? Put Panorama on the case? Get Stacey Dooley in?

Come on paulco, only you can save the club, the season and the sport entire!
Cruel you 😋🤣🤛
 
Paulco have you actually offered your services to the club at all ?

Your punchy straight to the point assertions stating what is required could just be what the management are looking for.

I'm sure your analysis follwed by action plan would be most welcome at this time

Just sober up first before you make your approach
 
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