Like Rayeaaaaaaaaaaaaaane...

These guys are very very good at this. I bet if you sat in a HQ planning meeting their No1 KPI has been smashed every year but in the past 2 they’ve literally destroyed the target.

As said, there’s not one Tory MP that would not fight you at the urinal for the right to fish out a pound coin from 2 inches of piss
 
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Plus the move frees up the massive Longbenton site for housing. Win win for the developers.
 
These guys are very very good at this. I bet if you sat in a HQ planning meeting their No1 KPI has been smashed every year but in the past 2 they’ve literally destroyed the target.

As was once said, there’s not one Tory MP that would not fight you at the urinal for the right to fish out a pound coin from 2 inches of piss
I'd probably put it towards getting the urinal fixed, 2 inches?
 
When I go to Head Office ( I’m Sales Manager) the M.D always says go and sit with the Production Director and he’ll take you through the KPI’s.” Please no, does it mean my orders are getting there on time?” That’s all I need to know.
 
When I go to Head Office ( I’m Sales Manager) the M.D always says go and sit with the Production Director and he’ll take you through the KPI’s.” Please no, does it mean my orders are getting there on time?” That’s all I need to know.
KPIs, Goal setting, Compamy identity, Core beliefs, Mission Statements etc etc etc
Life would be so poor if they hadn’t invented such joy bringing concepts 😞
 
KPIs, Goal setting, Compamy identity, Core beliefs, Mission Statements etc etc etc
Life would be so poor if they hadn’t invented such joy bringing concepts 😞
It's prevalent in the NHS now as well, you just used to give me money for the year and I used to spend it, I didn't join up for this stuff, just ten years left, that's the only KPI I care about.
 
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