Man Dressed As Woman Throws Cake At Mona Lisa Painting

Why cake? Eggs are much better.
He went out in the first round of the French tv version of Bake Off as his pigs testicles en croute were deemed inedible.He then dressed as a woman and tried to join the Folies Bergere as a dancer but broke his legs in the audition.Hiring a wheelchair he trundled down to the Louvre and chucked a shop bought cake at Mona shouting “ Vive Le Brexit !” The protective screen was left smeared with cream no damage done to the painting. He tried to make his escape but was tear gassed by an off duty police officer who for some unknown reason did not hand in the gas at the end of his shift. Latest news on the cake chucker is that he is in the care of French mental health services till further notice.
 
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