Mary had a little lamb.

[1966_and_all_that]

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go.

 

[Tangerine one]

Pure lyrical genius

 

[Matesrates]

Mary had a little lamb
It’s fleece was black as tar
Everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to fart

 

[1966_and_all_that]

Pure lyrical genius

It's a lovely nursery rhyme and Wings covered it so well.

Mary had a little lamb
It’s fleece was black as tar
Everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to fart

Oh yes, those impish jokes from junior school. Those were the days. Thanks for reminding us.

 

[Steve Birch]

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantle piece
To see if they would




Fall off

 

[boabthebetter]

Mary had a little skirt, with slits right up the sides​

and every time she crossed her legs, the boys could see her thighs!​

Mary had another skirt, with a slit right up the front...​

but she never wore that one!​

 

[1966_and_all_that]

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantle piece
To see if they would




Fall off

Ooh you little tinker!

 

[tangerine_neil]

Mary had a stripey dress
She wore it going to Wembley
And everywhere that Mary went
The men would go all trembly

 

[TSSeasider]

Mary has a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's bum,
And turned its wool to nylon.

 

[Chunkylad]

Mary had a little bike,
She rode it on the grass,
And every time the wheel went round,
A spoke shot up her ….

 

[Sooty59]

Mary had a little lamb
Her mother was surprised!

 

[SeasideMac]

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've never seen her little lamb
But I've often seen her bear

 

[bill40]

Mary had a little lamb,
she kept it in a bucket
And every time she took it out
The bulldog tried to f... righten the life out of the poor little thing.

 

[8Ball]

Mary had a little lamb
But saw the Preston connection
But seeing she was such a Queen
She dyed it Tangerine

 

[Chunkylad]

Mary had a little lamb
Mary also looked like Starmer
But whenever Mary saw her lamb
It screamed and tried to harm her

 

[TotallyTangerine]

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
Ten thousand vaults went up it’s arse
And turned it’s wool to nylon…

 

[1966_and_all_that]

Oh you lot. You are a tease. Keep up with the humour everyone.

 

[tangerine_neil]

Mary had a lot of wind
She couldn’t stop the farting
And every time she let one rip
She thought of Joey Barton

 

[Newholland]

Mary had a little lamb
To the next generation she could kindly offer
Until the unkindly Chancellor Rachel
Taxed ,that option, from her

 

[Willie Mcgrotty]

Mary had a little lamb
She liked to call it Lamby
She bought a window cleaning round
And used it as a shammy

So there you have it, the most pathetic offering to date & possibly animal cruelty, although I like to think.of it as a career change for said lamb

 

[Wizzerboy]

Mary had a little skirt, with slits right up the sides​

and every time she crossed her legs, the boys could see her thighs!​

Mary had another skirt, with a slit right up the front...​

but she never wore that one!​

Cheers for using one of my posts from the Friday joke thread

 

[Wizzerboy]

Mary had a little bike,
She rode it on the grass,
And every time the wheel went round,
A spoke shot up her ….

Dress?

 

[TotallyTangerine]

Mary had a little lamb
To the next generation she could kindly offer
Until the unkindly Chancellor Rachel
Taxed ,that option, from her

You’re back!!

 

[Bend it like Suddick]

Mary had a little bike,
She rode it on the grass,
And every time the wheel went round,
A spoke shot up her ….

back pack?

 

[tangerine_neil]

You’re back!!

Reckon he has a lamb and cow posting alert set up.

 

[20togo]

Mary had a little lamb
She thought it was a machine.
It didn't half lie a lot
It's name was Clockwork Tangerine.

 

[Wizzerboy]

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a cat
They both knew Kier Starmer
And both thought he's a....


Misunderstood leader

 

[Macseasider]

Mary had a little lamb
It always clawed her mat
She took it to the psycho doc
Now identifies as a cat

 

[Mr Tangerine Man]

Mary had a little pig she couldn't stop it gruntin'
Every time it jumped the fence
She put up some coloured buntin... well not really but I assume you can fill in the last line yourselves.