Muckers top brass and others meet with Michael Appleton…..

Details of the top brass polishing methods employed by the Muckers must stay unrevealed. Nobody puts Muckers in a corner.
 
Never in doubt imo.

Michael Appleton is a man of sound mind.

Having a nobbers tattoo on your body is an act of sheer insanity.
 
It's only fair that Appleton gets a Blackpool tattoo with it being watchable on Tangerine TV.
 
He came across incredibly well and I don’t believe he will take any sh*t this season.


It was good to hear how he has connections with nearly all top major premier league clubs and believes, even if we’re in an “arm wrestle”, (as he put it) with the likes of Sheffield United, Boro etc for a player on loan from one of these bigger clubs, he believes his connections would always favour himself over others. He has his eye on a few players, so let’s back him and see what we can do.
 
Good to hear he passed the Muckers test. Be a big relief for the board that.

Sign someone who looks just like them so they'll instantly take to him, pressure off a bit ;-)

Do need some new players in as there's obvious gaps where right backs and midfielders should be which has been a paper over the cracks operation for the last twelve months. But hopefully evolution not revolution with the group Appleton inherits and the core can be adapted into whichever direction he wants to take it.
 
How do you become a Mucker top brass. I believe in the old days to become a Rammy Arms top boy you had to nick a Knobbers Scarf. But if you beat him up ,that would do.
 
I can only imagine Appleton welcomed the arrival of 10 bald Liam Gallagher types all doing the Liam Gallagher strut into the room. After all MA is indeed from similar stock.
 
I've always wondered how you become a Mucker let alone a Mucker Top Brass. Have you got to be invited and then go through an interview process? Also who elected the top brass?

You just have to join in on the rituals in the woodlands behind Stanley Park.

It requires doing the Ring-a-ring a Roses to the national anthem while shaving each other's hair off.
 
I just hope they weren’t finalising the 3 fist pump post match routine

Please Michael if you are reading no shushing no patting your chest no 3 fist pump yeah yeah yeah

One fist pump max and that’s it if you have to anything or a thumbs up please maximum no more it’s not a pantomime
 
I just hope they weren’t finalising the 3 fist pump post match routine

Please Michael if you are reading no shushing no patting your chest no 3 fist pump yeah yeah yeah

One fist pump max and that’s it if you have to anything or a thumbs up please maximum no more it’s not a pantomime
I Think he’ll be performing in front of the south😁
 
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