O/T - Horse Riding

[April13th1970]

I went horse riding yesterday

Although I had no previous experience I skilfully mounted the horse and appeared in complete command of the situation as the horse galloped along at a steady pace.
After a short time I became a little casual and l began to lose my grip in the saddle, I panicked and grabbed the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop.
By this time I had slipped completely out of the saddle and was only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that I still had a grip on the horse's neck.
I decided my best chance was to leap away from the horse, but my foot had become entangled in one of the stirrups.
As the horse galloped along my head was banging on the ground and I was slipping into unconsciousness.
Just then, the Security Guard came out of Sainsburys and unplugged the horse
And then he confiscated my 50p so I couldn’t have a ride in Postman Pat’s van

 

[Newholland]

I went horse riding yesterday

Although I had no previous experience I skilfully mounted the horse and appeared in complete command of the situation as the horse galloped along at a steady pace.
After a short time I became a little casual and l began to lose my grip in the saddle, I panicked and grabbed the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop.
By this time I had slipped completely out of the saddle and was only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that I still had a grip on the horse's neck.
I decided my best chance was to leap away from the horse, but my foot had become entangled in one of the stirrups.
As the horse galloped along my head was banging on the ground and I was slipping into unconsciousness.
Just then, the Security Guard came out of Sainsburys and unplugged the horse
And then he confiscated my 50p so I couldn’t have a ride in Postman Pat’s van

...the best advice I can give you after that experience... if you see a yellow van with square wheels.. do please get in..

 

[tommytwojags]

You'd better stick with the cup and saucer ride. You're clearly not ready for the serious stuff.

 

[tangerine.com]

I went horse riding yesterday

Although I had no previous experience I skilfully mounted the horse and appeared in complete command of the situation as the horse galloped along at a steady pace.
After a short time I became a little casual and l began to lose my grip in the saddle, I panicked and grabbed the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop.
By this time I had slipped completely out of the saddle and was only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that I still had a grip on the horse's neck.
I decided my best chance was to leap away from the horse, but my foot had become entangled in one of the stirrups.
As the horse galloped along my head was banging on the ground and I was slipping into unconsciousness.
Just then, the Security Guard came out of Sainsburys and unplugged the horse
And then he confiscated my 50p so I couldn’t have a ride in Postman Pat’s van

Are you bored?

 

[TangerTonyGreen]

I went horse riding yesterday

Although I had no previous experience I skilfully mounted the horse and appeared in complete command of the situation as the horse galloped along at a steady pace.
After a short time I became a little casual and l began to lose my grip in the saddle, I panicked and grabbed the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop.
By this time I had slipped completely out of the saddle and was only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that I still had a grip on the horse's neck.
I decided my best chance was to leap away from the horse, but my foot had become entangled in one of the stirrups.
As the horse galloped along my head was banging on the ground and I was slipping into unconsciousness.
Just then, the Security Guard came out of Sainsburys and unplugged the horse
And then he confiscated my 50p so I couldn’t have a ride in Postman Pat’s van

That’s not confiscation it’s theft, sue the buggers I say.
Yours Owen.