o/t Man Pain

BFCPaul

BFCPaul

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We were having a discussion last night and my Missus said that no man will ever feel pain like a woman does when she's giving birth. I said there are loads of personal examples men can give, so thought it'd make a decent talking point.

Mine is getting my finger trapped in a metal press for about 5 excruciating seconds until the mechanics of the machine lifted it up! I practically passed out with the pain 😧

P.S. Women can join in on this thread .. but according to my wife there is no greater pain than child birth!
 
Having seeing three kids be born I cannot think of a pain I have had that I would swap for giving birth. Worst pain I have ever had as a bloke is toothache. Basically a hole in tooth, gum infected and an ulcer all at once. Was even worse than the bollocks kicks I have had
 
Obviously childbirth.
That said I always said I couldn’t hack 12 hours of cramp so maybe the duration of childbirth doesn’t help the odds.
Toothache has to be up there, along with standing on a plug.
 
Lala said:
Obviously childbirth.
That said I always said I couldn’t hack 12 hours of cramp so maybe the duration of childbirth doesn’t help the odds.
Toothache has to be up there, along with standing on a plug.
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Standing on a plug, agreed on that 😬
 
Thigh cramp, worst sustained pain I have felt, no idea if it is as bad as childbirth, but we can all only live inside our own skin, Grasshopper
 
Sciatica, never had pain like it, excruciating. Still have it now although no where near as bad as my first attack. It has left me with constant pins and needles in my left foot. And restricted movement, I really wouldn't wish it on anyone.
 
Clearly being kicked in the nads is worse than childbirth?
After experiencing that once at school I would never, ever want to go through that again. Records show that women often go for more than one childbirth session (in fact my Nan reached double figures) so clearly it can't be all that bad can it? 😙
 
Worst I've had so far.

1 Torquay United play off final 1991.
2 Kidney Stones.
3 A Hoffmann's Frame fitted to my arm.

Spoke to a woman who'd had kidney stones and 3 kids, KS's were far worse according to her.
 
I've had a kidney infection, that wasn't too pleasant and when the anesthetic wore off after my vasectomy 😖
 
Got to agree on the Sciatica.
Once collapsed in Asda (nothing to do with their great prices) and could barely move.
Most people just walked around and over me and took little notice, mind you, they were mainly women with children....
 
My wife has had 3 kids and then a year later kidney stones - which she said was worse. As an observer on all 4 occasions, she convinced me.
For me personally, probably an infected wisdom tooth abscess. That was bad enough.
 
Wimmin don't know the half of it.

My worst pain was when I was playing cricket for Baines. I was asked to open the batting at short notice ; in the hurry to get ready I had to wear the first box to hand, which turned out to be at least one size too small. Naturally, in the first over I got a quick in swinger that hit me squarely in the Crown Jewels. The pain of the rigid box material driving into my tender body makes me wince even now, when I think of it.

Wimmin have no concept of this ; after all, when was the last time you saw one of them getting properly into line?
 
3 years ago I had hip replacement, just 3 days later I stood up out of my chair and the new hip came out and it ended up round nr my groin.... The whole street heard the screams lol The pain was off the scale.. I had to wait 2 hrs for the Ambulance... I was sucking gas/air like mad.... I was drugged all night until they could operate in the morning.. 8 weeks later I had the other hip replaced but I didn't dislocate that one.
 
Next Goal WIns said:
Got to agree on the Sciatica.
Once collapsed in Asda (nothing to do with their great prices) and could barely move.
Most people just walked around and over me and took little notice, mind you, they were mainly women with children....
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They probably thought you trying to look up their skirts.
 
Ok so, if child birth is so bad, why do women choose to go through it again so often?

If someone kicked me in the balls, 2 years later I wouldn't think "I might let someone boot me in the knackers again"

End of discussion.
 
Towerpower99 said:
3 years ago I had hip replacement, just 3 days later I stood up out of my chair and the new hip came out and it ended up round nr my groin.... The whole street heard the screams lol The pain was off the scale.. I had to wait 2 hrs for the Ambulance... I was sucking gas/air like mad.... I was drugged all night until they could operate in the morning.. 8 weeks later I had the other hip replaced but I didn't dislocate that one.
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OMG that’s ruined my day 😞
 
Dash it, you've solved the problem of world over-population all on your own. From now on, women everywhere will stop giving birth because it hurts. Yours is truly a towering intelligence.
 
Getting your leg chewed off by a grizzly bear, whilst simultaneously being beaten around the head with a frying pan, by an irate wife, coz you're ruining the M&S slacks she bought you for Christmas.

Or maybe just a kick in the genlemans area.
 
Had my nipple pierced when younger hurt for ages and after all the operations I've had nothing compares to that.

And no I don't still have it in the misses hated it and made me take it out😁
 
Childbirth? Pffft, it's just like having a big poo but from a different hole; and my hole 'aint nowhere near as big as the part where bubs come out from!
 
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