o/t Most unusual thing you've had stolen

M61Exile

M61Exile

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Bloke in Manchester had his garden path stolen (see below). True story, someone once stole my brand new shed whilst we were on holiday but emptied the contents and left those bits in the garden and no one saw a thing 🙁

Shameless thieves dug up and stole a garden path.
Stunned dad Phil Roberts, 31, woke up to find the majority of his 12ft-long Yorkshire Stone path missing from the front of the family home in Worsley, Salford.
 
My brother in law had a brand new £3000 camera stolen out of his hands by a Barbary Macaque monkey at the top of Gibraltar. Once realising it didn't taste good he hurled it over the edge into the Mediterranean . His insurance company were not overly impressed.
 
M61Exile said:
Bloke in Manchester had his garden path stolen (see below). True story, someone once stole my brand new shed whilst we were on holiday but emptied the contents and left those bits in the garden and no one saw a thing 🙁

Shameless thieves dug up and stole a garden path.
Stunned dad Phil Roberts, 31, woke up to find the majority of his 12ft-long Yorkshire Stone path missing from the front of the family home in Worsley, Salford.
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A one iron! Hope they had better luck with it than I did.
 
Similar to ansdellmafia - ape related. Just lit up a fag in Sri Lanka and it was stolen out of my mouth by a monkey who proceeded to smoke it The owner of said thief then asked me for some money.
 
Obviously a few years ago - my eight track by a thieving twok in Runcorn Shopping City - I was more upset by the mess the turd caused in breaking my car window. My smooching Everly Bros tape from my car in Warrington. Who steal this sort of worthless crap? In Blackpool, in the middle of the night, my neighbour had 2 stone lion ornaments stolen from outside his house and a few weeks later he had all the tools from out of his works van. The cops didn't want to know about either - hence the thieves keep thieving!
 
a smackhead once broke into my car and stole a £2.99 torch and an old ripped Umbro jacket.And the police caught him aswell.That was 25 years ago still cant understand it now.
 
A pair of wooden pots with flowers in that were screwed down onto plinth either side of my front path. The night before mother's day! "Here you go mum, I got you these, no they are meant to be broken underneath and slowly rotting, I hope you like them". Mackworth smackheads!
 
Many moons ago I put my backpack on the floor while waiting for a bus. Some little git ran past and swiped it. I didn't give chase... it had a weeks worth of dirty chefs whites in and nowt else. Was more gutted about the bag itself...
 
Had a family acronym stolen by some desperados from London-unshaven,unwashed and nefarious in the extreme.

#realbasil
 
At my old house the garden fence blew down during strong winds one night and someone took my garden table and chairs.

Also someone tried to steal my wheelie bin but it had been snowing so I followed the wheel tracks from outside my house to his yard. He clearly wasn’t the sharpest!!
 
Some washing off the line at a holiday camp years ago that was the last straw as the weather had been horrible we came home forfeiting a week.
Also a strange one some CD’s from my car when I forgot to lock it they left some tickets for the Blackpool match phew think we were doing well in the championship at the time.
 
Blackpool Sandcastle (not naked night) we left our towels on chairs around the pool and came back and had all been nicked. We had to use paper towels and hand dryers 😧
 
When I was at the Carlton hotel in Blackpool, we had 40 sticks of rock stolen by two Scotsmen. They were caught at Gynn Square but said they had bought it for their extended family on the Golden Mile. Unfortunately for them, the rock had Carlton Hotel right through the middle.
 
A tumble dryer. We were moving house, took it off the van. Put it by the gate and went into the house to go round and unlock the gate. In the 60 seconds it took, someone picked up the dryer and drove off with it.
 
Bonnet grills headlights and front section of my wife’s new Vectra off our drive

I thought I had developed x ray vision in the morning when I looked out of the window and could see the fooking engine
 
Had my car was broken into when it was full of dirty football kit( my turn to wash it). They stole a whole load of small Change but left the kit on the floor behind the car ( they might at least washed it at the launderette with the change they knicked).
 
I was burgled about 17 or 18 years ago by the world's most inept thief, who literally had to step over 3 grands worth of brand new musical equipment in my hall that had been delivered to me the previous day (including easy to carry but expensive stuff like drum machines etc). Instead they ignored all that and took a lava lamp worth about a tenner, a pair of my old trainers and a bottle of Tesco's own brand lager.
 
Had an inner tube stolen from my bike saddle pack which I think must have happened while I was pushing the bike through Charing Cross station

Ex had car window smashed for a cigarette packet on the seat (which was actually empty) - scumbags
 
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