o/t UK Eurovision Song Entry 2020

[Mr_Brightside]

It's OK - bit strange when he sings breath - think it'll get marginally more points than Bolton this season!

 

[Cable Cat]

Catchy enough - not sure why I always associate the Play Offs with Eurovision (probably because of time of the year)! Usually a big family affair Eurovision when we all get together and get drunk!

 

[Limechase]

Itll get duex points
And we will come last

Europe hate us

 

[poolseasider]

Itll get duex points
And we will come last

Europe hate us

Good job we are leaving then we always get hardly any points.

 

[strahovski]

Are we leaving Eurovision after this year too?

 

[Athers]

Are we leaving Eurovision after this year too?

Hope so. Load of shite

 

[Athers]

The only good Eurovision song ever. These lads were ROBBED

 

[Davepick]

We'll never win the Competition again.
Why bother, they all hate us.
Also we've had some cr@p songs.

 

[strahovski]

The only good Eurovision song ever. These lads were ROBBED

Nice! metalcore

 

[Athers]

Nice! metalcore

Absolute banger

 

[tommytwojags]

That's pretty catchy, but I can think of 27 countries that won't vote for us. In fact, pretty much same as every other year.

 

[B_Side_The_C_Side]

Every year we should just send some absolute garbage just to take the pish (MOD: it's not a swear word )
I want every winner of Love Island, That fat ugly bird from 'The only way is Essex & someone that once appeared on Gogglebox to sing a song written by a group of 6 year old kids with ADHD and then recorded by Stock, Aitken & Waterman.
Dress the whole lot up in lederhosen and doc martins and let them sing it LIVE....

Lets face it....Serbia, Greece, Belgium and most of the other do it every year and get more points than us......lets show it the same contempt that 80% of Europeans and 100% of French have for us.....They could also set fire to an Angela Merkel doll on stage...that should get us 90 points on it's own.