dodgy_surname
Well-known member
Litter!!!
People take the absolute piss
People take the absolute piss
Lungs or carsLoud exhausts
Cars and motorbikesLungs or cars
Can't make out a word they're singingPutting on Top of the Pops (or equivalent) and saying ‘who’s this?’
More like turning it up
When struggling to put my socks on is noisier, and lasts longer than my love making used to.
I get both points i have to turn the volume up but for some reason the sound quality seems muffled and annoying. I put subtitles on if watching a film or seriesMore like turning it up
Shaking off at the urinal and then pishing down your inside leg in your sand colour Chinos.
Just me?
I dont think so
You need to exercise those Pelvic Floor Muscles straiters....Doesn't matter how many times you shake...It's like the old fella is taunting you. Happened to me in my light grey 'lounge shorts' the other day.
An American podcast I was listening to put the wind up me this week talking about longevity.It’s when you realise you’re on the Big Fella’s radar. And there a lot more years behind you than ahead.
Sleep well.
When you fully understand that capitalism is a death trap.When you fully understand capitalism
When it's hot outside and you decide to put sandals on......but keep your socks on too.
I ain’t bothered about dying at all (for my own sake) or more accurately being dead......the thought of dying in pain for several years doesn’t fill me with joy nor does the thought of getting dementia (I have worked with dementia sufferers and it was rewarding but still tragic) BUT my main point is we all die and will have been lucky to have had a few years on the Funfair so just enjoy it and stop being scared about an inevitabilityIt’s when you realise you’re on the Big Fella’s radar. And there a lot more years behind you than ahead.
Sleep well.
Ah, the smells of a late 1960s/1970s childhoodMoth balls and stale p!ss
Indeed Blood remember it wellAh, the smells of a late 1960s/1970s childhood