Sometimes I forget how much I hate Preston

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FY5_Seasider

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Then I listen to a nobber talk or I go on pneonline and I'm reminded just what a bunch of drab, thick, dim witted morons they are. I do wonder sometimes if they are on a wind-up. But who would purposely act so thick? They can say all they want about Blackpool. Drag queens, smack heads bla bla bla bla. But fuck me they come across as some of the thickest bunch of neaderthals known to man.

That's that off my chest. 3 points tomorrow. Up the pool.
 
The ones that come on here don't do themselves any favours. Just make themselves look ignorant and stupid. It seems to of gone a bit quiet with them as they are all bitching about the take over that never was and on the other hand talking about making Dumpdale an intimidating atmosphere. They are absolutely crapping themselves about 2200 of us out singing them and cheering the team on to another win against them. When we do they will be in total meltdown after their cup final has been ruined. I doubt we will see much of them after Tuesday night.
 
Sandgroanun said:
The ones that come on here don't do themselves any favours. Just make themselves look ignorant and stupid. It seems to of gone a bit quiet with them as they are all bitching about the take over that never was and on the other hand talking about making Dumpdale an intimidating atmosphere. They are absolutely crapping themselves about 2200 of us out singing them and cheering the team on to another win against them. When we do they will be in total meltdown after their cup final has been ruined. I doubt we will see much of them after Tuesday night.
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Crapping ourselves, what world are you in
 
whiteinslough said:
One bloke saying if we bottle it he would be furious
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Think there was more than that and I only skimmed through. Then again you lot have a tendency to only read or see what you want. As doc says its a free punch for us as already won. You lot desperately need to win against little old Blackpool the favourites to be relegated and yet mid table and above you. Will you bottle it on the big stage.🤔
 
Sandgroanun said:
Think there was more than that and I only skimmed through. Then again you lot have a tendency to only read or see what you want. As doc says its a free punch for us as already won. You lot desperately need to win against little old Blackpool the favourites to be relegated and yet mid table and above you. Will you bottle it on the big stage.🤔
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Not long to find out
 
Class_of_2010 said:
Then I listen to a nobber talk or I go on pneonline and I'm reminded just what a bunch of drab, thick, dim witted morons they are. I do wonder sometimes if they are on a wind-up. But who would purposely act so thick? They can say all they want about Blackpool. Drag queens, smack heads bla bla bla bla. But fuck me they come across as some of the thickest bunch of neaderthals known to man.

That's that off my chest. 3 points tomorrow. Up the pool.
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I lived there from the age of 15 for more years than I bare to think of.

Most of them are moronic imbeciles and the rest are just thick as Pig shit.
 
I went with with my son and other mates with their lads to Maidstone in the final qualifying round of the FA cup about 6 seasons ago to watch my local club Enfield Town ( boys were 12 / 13 years old ) . On the way back from the game on the tube, a couple of nobbers got in our carriage, they'd been playing at Fulham. One of the young boys told them that me and my boy were seasiders and one of them came over to announce , in his eyes, menacingly, that he was PNE. We laughed in his face and sang incredibly loudly ' Wash your mouth out son , go get your father's gun ' . They got off at the next stop and we received a round of applause from the rest of the carriage. PNE ? wankers, have been for all of my life and probably will be for all of my son's life too !
 
A friend of mine (from Thornton) and his missus lived in Penwortham due to convenience for work. When their first daughter was born they moved immediately back to the Fylde coast and bought a place in Ansdell. He told me one of their main reasons for moving back was because he didn't want his child growing up with that thick sounding Preston accent.
 
Lytham_fy8 said:
The main problem is they're just so dull, I suppose they reflect their town, drab and a bit pointless.

We deserve better rivals really, someone with a bit of spirit about them.
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It's a shame really how your environment shapes the person you become. When you consider that a place like Preston really is just a post Victorian industrial revolution wasteland there really isn't much hope for those residing within such a dark, satanic and grim town of chimney's, two up two downs and red brick rubble.
 
Loyal supporter then eh Slough. Take it you'll be watching the champions league matches then. No offence but I would never drink with a Nobber. I will of had enough on Tuesday night anyway after we win and laughing at how we hammered you twice in a season. 🤣🤣🍻🍻
 
Macseasider said:
A friend of mine (from Thornton) and his missus lived in Penwortham due to convenience for work. When their first daughter was born they moved immediately back to the Fylde coast and bought a place in Ansdell. He told me one of their main reasons for moving back was because he didn't want his child growing up with that thick sounding Preston accent.
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I’ve lived in Penwortham for 45 years and most don’t consider it to be part of Preston. Ok we have a PR postcode but so does Southport! As far as football is concerned, it’s certainly not all PNE.
Unless you’ve lived in Preston itself, you won’t grow up with a thick sounding accent!
I’ve got good friends who are PNE fans, there’s plenty of banter between us but also respect. Many like our story of how we have come through despite the past owners.
It’s how you want it to be, not in a constant world of hatred.
Anyway, here’s to wins against the Florists today and our neighbours next week. I’ll be at all 3 matches. UTMP
 
MartonBornandBred said:
I’ve lived in Penwortham for 45 years and most don’t consider it to be part of Preston. Ok we have a PR postcode but so does Southport! As far as football is concerned, it’s certainly not all PNE.
Unless you’ve lived in Preston itself, you won’t grow up with a thick sounding accent!
I’ve got good friends who are PNE fans, there’s plenty of banter between us but also respect. Many like our story of how we have come through despite the past owners.
It’s how you want it to be, not in a constant world of hatred.
Anyway, here’s to wins against the Florists today and our neighbours next week. I’ll be at all 3 matches. UTMP
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Stop being reasonable
 
I’ve lived in Fulwood since I was 5 and both my sons were born here and even though I hated inflicting being Prestonians on them, what could I do, other than drive at top speed when in labour to somewhere else, anywhere else!!

None of us have Preston accents though 😀
 
Sandgroanun said:
Loyal supporter then eh Slough. Take it you'll be watching the champions league matches then. No offence but I would never drink with a Nobber. I will of had enough on Tuesday night anyway after we win and laughing at how we hammered you twice in a season. 🤣🤣🍻 I get to around 10 games a season, would get too more but have to work Saturdays, so
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I usually get to around at least 10 games a season, would do more but have to work weekends, this was one of my games planned in but had too have both knees rebuilt through an accident.
 
MartonBornandBred said:
I’ve lived in Penwortham for 45 years and most don’t consider it to be part of Preston. Ok we have a PR postcode but so does Southport! As far as football is concerned, it’s certainly not all PNE.
Unless you’ve lived in Preston itself, you won’t grow up with a thick sounding accent!
I’ve got good friends who are PNE fans, there’s plenty of banter between us but also respect. Many like our story of how we have come through despite the past owners.
It’s how you want it to be, not in a constant world of hatred.
Anyway, here’s to wins against the Florists today and our neighbours next week. I’ll be at all 3 matches. UTMP
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My mrs is from Penwortham and hated us with a passion.
I'm watching on TV today. She just said is this on now? I sad yes and she's gone to sit in the orangery which I refer to as the Tangerinery which irks her. 🤣🤣🤣
 
Sandgroanun said:
The ones that come on here don't do themselves any favours. Just make themselves look ignorant and stupid. It seems to of gone a bit quiet with them as they are all bitching about the take over that never was and on the other hand talking about making Dumpdale an intimidating atmosphere. They are absolutely crapping themselves about 2200 of us out singing them and cheering the team on to another win against them. When we do they will be in total meltdown after their cup final has been ruined. I doubt we will see much of them after Tuesday night.
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That’s your plan then, save your voices today so they will be ready for Tuesday.
 
Sandgroanun said:
The ones that come on here don't do themselves any favours. Just make themselves look ignorant and stupid. It seems to of gone a bit quiet with them as they are all bitching about the take over that never was and on the other hand talking about making Dumpdale an intimidating atmosphere. They are absolutely crapping themselves about 2200 of us out singing them and cheering the team on to another win against them. When we do they will be in total meltdown after their cup final has been ruined. I doubt we will see much of them after Tuesday night.
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If you are as noisy as the Forest game I just watched, I'll be absolutely papping myself
 
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thedevilsadvocate said:
I went with with my son and other mates with their lads to Maidstone in the final qualifying round of the FA cup about 6 seasons ago to watch my local club Enfield Town ( boys were 12 / 13 years old ) . On the way back from the game on the tube, a couple of nobbers got in our carriage, they'd been playing at Fulham. One of the young boys told them that me and my boy were seasiders and one of them came over to announce , in his eyes, menacingly, that he was PNE. We laughed in his face and sang incredibly loudly ' Wash your mouth out son , go get your father's gun ' . They got off at the next stop and we received a round of applause from the rest of the carriage. PNE ? wankers, have been for all of my life and probably will be for all of my son's life too
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Who’s a clever boy then?
 
whiteinslough said:
I usually get to around at least 10 games a season, would do more but have to work weekends, this was one of my games planned in but had too have both knees rebuilt through an accident.
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Hope your knees are soon better Slough. You can't of damaged them getting up and down out of your seat with all the boring football at Dungdale.
 
Very true Hampshire, just shows how poor you are now compared to then. Anyway mate , Im watching us at Derby. We are as poor as your lot. We should in all honesty give Tuesday a miss and go on the piss.
 
You get your excuses in now.......Sounds like you're all over the place and Derby are running you around like headless chickens.....
Not looking good for Tuesday for you lot

Still 10 mins left and you lot don't start playing until the 89th minute
 
Triumph said:
Very true Hampshire, just shows how poor you are now compared to then. Anyway mate , Im watching us at Derby. We are as poor as your lot. We should in all honesty give Tuesday a miss and go on the piss.
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Can’t ever remember watching my team whilst wanting to post on my main rivals fans message board.

You must be bored shitless.
 
Highlights from the thread on PNEISOnline......Slowcommotion

"Where's the exciting attacking football? This turd of a squad isn't even being rolled in glitter anymore".....😁
"The Lowecomotion has de-railed"
"Alex Ferguson wouldn't get a tune out of this bunch of fucks."......😂
"The honeymoon period is well and truly over."....🤣
"I can't wait for the summer where we can sack off a good chunk of the crap players we have on our books."
 
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