The worst record lyrics

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fcblackpool

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Can't get any crapper than the Kursaal Flyers- Little Does She Know

I knew she had seen me, when she dropped her bikini.

I think they must have been laughing stupid when they were on TOTP's and all the audience were dancing seriously.
 
Wizaard said:
This one doesn't even scan, never mind rhyme.

As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
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Now then Wiz, you're talking about a classic there. How about this one

“I ain’t never seen an ass like that. The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go doing-doing-doing.’’

Eminem is no Shakespeare but he's probably made more money from that than the Bard ever made
 
Mananama der der der der der.

Autoprompt kept coming up 'derby' and it's taken me ten minutes to post this 😁
 
Modern medicine falls short of your complaint
Ooh, try a little harder
You're moving in circles, won't you dilate?
Ooh, baby try
Hey girl
Move a little closer
You're too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye
Too shy shy, hush-hush, eye to eye.............................💩

OH........And anything off Coldplays' last 4 albums......and the next 10
 
Top that - corker!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him 'til he was dead
Oh, those Russians
 
Anything by Swing out sister with her voice that's flatter the vinyl its pressed on.
I couldn't comment on the shit lyrics because its off before she gets chance to open her gob.
 
Aserejé ja de jé de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva
Majavi an de bugui an de buididipi
Aserejé ja de jé de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva
Majavi an de bugui an de buididipi
Aserejé ja de jé de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva
Majavi an de bugui an de buididipi

English/Spanish/Spanglish nonsense.
 
It has to be Life by Des'ree:

I'm afraid of the dark,
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,
Oh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.
 
Fooled around and fell in Love. - Elvin Bishop, is a great song but has the most exaggerated lyric EVER.
"I must have been through about a million girls".

He wrote that song when he was 33, so if he started at 16, it would give him 17 years, at 58,823 girls a year. Divided by days and allowing for 8 hours a day for other things like sleep, eating etc, he would be have 9 girls every hour, 18 hours a day for 17 years!
Just saying........................😁
 
A great song from one of music's front rank, but every time I hear Fashion I cringe when it gets to the "on theeee dancefloor" bit
 
Lewis_Winthorpe said:
The whole of Supersonic by Oasis. Sounds like it was written by a 5 year old

She makes me laugh, I got her autograph
I'm feeling Supersonic give me gin and tonic
Can I ride with you in your BMW
She done it with a doctor in a helicopter
I know a girl called Elsa shes into Alcester

You kinda get that feeling Liam wrote it in his bedroom before bed when he was 5
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Considering it was written by Noel and he's admitted it was a nonsense song you weren't far off👍🏻
 
Johnno said:
Sorry to disappoint, Lala, but it was written by Eric Bazilian from the Hooters ( they did Satellite late ‘80’s (?) ).
Prince did cover it though.
Great song.
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I stand corrected Johnno 👍
Yep, definitely great song.
 
fcblackpool said:
Can't get any crapper than the Kursaal Flyers- Little Does She Know

I knew she had seen me, when she dropped her bikini.

I think they must have been laughing stupid when they were on TOTP's and all the audience were dancing seriously.
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Oy, leave the Flyers alone, they were brill

She was sharing her spin dryer, with a guy in a Tie dye

Shakespeare would have been proud of those words
 
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