Lala
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Ministers are 'privately worried Covid-19 is spreading through farting'
Some in government are taking it seriously - but what does the science say?
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seasideone
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What do you think they could ask for?I’d be thankful it’s just masks they’ve asked us to wear up till nowMinisters are 'privately worried Covid-19 is spreading through farting'
Some in government are taking it seriously - but what does the science say?
Mexboroseasider
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I’ve been saying since the beginning that there were two different strains - the respiratory one and the bottom orientated one.
I was poorly months ago with the “can’t get off the toilet” variety. But did anyone listen or take me seriously? No!!!
Hah!! He who laughs last ……has an accident in his underpants.
I was poorly months ago with the “can’t get off the toilet” variety. But did anyone listen or take me seriously? No!!!
Hah!! He who laughs last ……has an accident in his underpants.
dodgy_surname
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It’s the follow through that’s dodgy 
Towerpower99
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It will blow over....
tangysider
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Well blow me down, who would have thought it.
I think the phantom Farter needs identifying and isolating
I think the phantom Farter needs identifying and isolating
tangysider
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New meaning to silent but deadly
dodgy_surname
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It’s all down to the SBD
dodgy_surname
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Stop following me
hertfordseasider
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No germs or virus's are going to live in my Y fronts..... they wouldn't dare! But I do change them every month whether I need to or not!
hertfordseasider
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Telephone boxes used to do it for me back in the day. As soon as I stepped foot in a phone box and closed the door I couldn't stop farting. Strange but true!
Yeah. Think you are doing things the right way. Change, wash your clothes and have a bath same day every Month. No better feeling. Saves money too.
hertfordseasider
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How gauche & ostentatious!! I just change my pants, I only need a wash every quarter and have 2 changes of clothing, one for summer and one for winter.
bleach51
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Trammo...years ago we were having dinner followed by a game of Mar Jhon at friends who had a dog that only ate vegetarian food.....that dog constantly farted through out the entire evening and believe me its farts were as unpleasant as they come.
This is why I could never be a Veggie or Vegan
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Shandypants
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Sounds like a load of guff to me
1966_and_all_that
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You lucky bastard. What wouldn't I give for a change of clothes in the summer.
Giro
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I think you’ll find that’s the Cor! Aroma Virus.I’d be thankful it’s just masks they’ve asked us to wear up till nowMinisters are 'privately worried Covid-19 is spreading through farting'
Some in government are taking it seriously - but what does the science say?
tangerine_neil
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What if the Phantom Farter was patient zero? 
I dropped a humdinger of a fart once near the supermarket security guard that for years has followed me around the store despite me being a regular customer who always pays. The look of horror on his face as the overpowering stench invaded his nostrils was a pleasure to behold.
Matesrates
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Signs in our toilets at work say close the seat before you flush, so there must be something in it.
Newholland
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...there is mates ... that’s why you need to flush
Giro
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Or the saying……..”with a bit more choke, that one would have started”I am definitely not wearing a mask over my RS.
Used to have mate who would say,
'Where ere you be let let wind blow free,
In Church or Chapel let it rattle'.