This week's Friday Joke Thread

[April13th1970]

 

[April13th1970]

 

[April13th1970]

 

[April13th1970]

 

[Wizaard]

I had to leave my job answering the phones at the call centre.

It wasn't for me.

 

[Ollygon]

Already posted this on another thread, but

"Heard the one about the Jewish kamikaze pilot?
Crashed his plane on his brothers scrap metal yard"

 

[Ollygon]

Heard the one about the Palestinian Geordie.

He wanted to be buried in the Gaza strip, but in his coffin he ended up wearing a black and white striped shirt with "Gascoigne" on the back.

 

[Ollygon]

How about the teenage boy.

Got mixed up between incest and arson, and set his sister on fire.

 

[rememberlesshannon]

I'm off to The Autopsy Club tonight,
it's open mike night.

 

[Ollygon]

I used to go to "keep fit by swimming" at the local pool. After a few sessions you get to know the others in the group.

I was in Tesco when a woman said hello to me. She was with her husband. I'm afraid I couldn't place her.

She said "It's Emma from the Keep Fit Class"

I said. "Of course. Sorry. I didn't recognise you with your clothes on!!!"