Hadley
Well-known member
Running a hotel in Blackpool can be challenging especially in these unprecedented times. Sometimes you have to have a laugh to keep sane!
A recent guest of ours complained about Seagulls keeping her awake and took to TripAdvisor to have a moan. Here is my response:
Hi Lou,
Thanks for being part of our 'Bounce Back' campaign. We are grateful for your custom.
We have had a strong word with the offending Seagulls! One in particular who is affectionately known as 'Mr Sausage' is a regular offender. We have today 'parted company by mutual consent'.
We have brought in 'Percy' from Morecambe who comes from a quiet family and we're hoping to train him up not to squawk too loudly. We have high hopes for our Percy having laid out a small fee for him.
Kind Regards
The Management
A recent guest of ours complained about Seagulls keeping her awake and took to TripAdvisor to have a moan. Here is my response:
Hi Lou,
Thanks for being part of our 'Bounce Back' campaign. We are grateful for your custom.
We have had a strong word with the offending Seagulls! One in particular who is affectionately known as 'Mr Sausage' is a regular offender. We have today 'parted company by mutual consent'.
We have brought in 'Percy' from Morecambe who comes from a quiet family and we're hoping to train him up not to squawk too loudly. We have high hopes for our Percy having laid out a small fee for him.
Kind Regards
The Management